Steve Carell

Clear as crystal, Steve, but let me see if I can just recap your really twisted argument. You're saying that if we were to enter into some bizarre love quadrangle, you'd be supplying the weed. Yes. Okay, that sounds perfect. Great. I'm Stephen Colbert.

Clear as crystal, Steve, but let me see if I can just recap your really twisted argument. You're saying that if we were to enter into some bizarre love quadrangle, you'd be supplying the weed. Yes. Okay, that sounds perfect. Great. I'm Stephen Colbert.

Even Stephen. Should we bring anything? Yeah, a bottle of wine would be nice.

Even Stephen. Should we bring anything? Yeah, a bottle of wine would be nice.

Well, there are so many, but I'd say one picture I'll never get out of my mind was that of the Macedonian tank columns rolling into Tedavo. devouring everything beneath their ravenous steel treads and reducing this once great civilization to a nightmarish hellscape of unspeakable anguish.

Well, there are so many, but I'd say one picture I'll never get out of my mind was that of the Macedonian tank columns rolling into Tedavo. devouring everything beneath their ravenous steel treads and reducing this once great civilization to a nightmarish hellscape of unspeakable anguish.

Are you kidding? We're going to miss it for the world. When Julia won, I was crying. I mean, I started crying because of an atrocity I saw perpetrated on a busload of refugees, but I saved a few tears for Julia. She earned them.

Are you kidding? We're going to miss it for the world. When Julia won, I was crying. I mean, I started crying because of an atrocity I saw perpetrated on a busload of refugees, but I saved a few tears for Julia. She earned them.

I sure will. Oh, do me a favor. Will you tell my wife that I love her, you know, just in case?

I sure will. Oh, do me a favor. Will you tell my wife that I love her, you know, just in case?

Not our problem! If Obama likes them so much, let him stay at the White House!

Not our problem! If Obama likes them so much, let him stay at the White House!

At what point a level of CO2 does CO2 become damaging? At what level does it become harmful to human beings?

At what point a level of CO2 does CO2 become damaging? At what level does it become harmful to human beings?

John, the last time on Slimming Down with Steve, I chose a personal trainer. But as you know, exercise alone just won't cut it. Today we're going to focus on nutrition. Join me as I visit a top New York City nutritionist. My name is Steve.

John, the last time on Slimming Down with Steve, I chose a personal trainer. But as you know, exercise alone just won't cut it. Today we're going to focus on nutrition. Join me as I visit a top New York City nutritionist. My name is Steve.

Before a nutritionist like Miriam Papo can offer advice, she has to learn about the eating habits of her patient.

Before a nutritionist like Miriam Papo can offer advice, she has to learn about the eating habits of her patient.

Buttermilk.

Buttermilk.