Steve Carell

And I'm Steve Carell. And this Even Stephen never happened.

And I'm Steve Carell. And this Even Stephen never happened.

Exactly.

Exactly.

You're a total freak.

You're a total freak.

Yes! No! Yes! Let's face it, Steven, politics have become a bore. Less than 30% of Americans vote, and most of them are drunk. Or bust in by the Chinese to do their bidding. Steve, stooping to the lowest common denominator isn't the answer.

Yes! No! Yes! Let's face it, Steven, politics have become a bore. Less than 30% of Americans vote, and most of them are drunk. Or bust in by the Chinese to do their bidding. Steve, stooping to the lowest common denominator isn't the answer.

Sorry, I faded away there for a second. What were you saying about ? You're just proving my point, Steve. Negative campaigning has denigrated the political process. Look, this is nothing new. Stephen Douglas once referred to Abraham Lincoln as a fussy scoundrel, while Lincoln shot back with accusations of skullduggery. Harsh words. But that's politics as usual. Political figures are fair game.

Sorry, I faded away there for a second. What were you saying about ? You're just proving my point, Steve. Negative campaigning has denigrated the political process. Look, this is nothing new. Stephen Douglas once referred to Abraham Lincoln as a fussy scoundrel, while Lincoln shot back with accusations of skullduggery. Harsh words. But that's politics as usual. Political figures are fair game.

Any? Any public figure is fair game? Any public or political figure. Really? You heard it here first. Roll it, Scotty.

Any? Any public figure is fair game? Any public or political figure. Really? You heard it here first. Roll it, Scotty.

What, what was, what are you, what was that?

What, what was, what are you, what was that?

So I... So I win? Yes.

So I... So I win? Yes.

Yes! I'm Stephen Colbert. And I'm Steve Car-sel-carell. And this has been Even Steven.

Yes! I'm Stephen Colbert. And I'm Steve Car-sel-carell. And this has been Even Steven.

You just made me vomit in my own mouth. What's the weather like up your own ass? Have the Clinton years been good for America? Yes. No. Yes, in 1992. Our country was in a severe economic recession. Eight years of unprecedented prosperity later, America is richer and stronger than it has ever been. And the man responsible, William Jefferson Clinton. Oh, come off it, Steve.

You just made me vomit in my own mouth. What's the weather like up your own ass? Have the Clinton years been good for America? Yes. No. Yes, in 1992. Our country was in a severe economic recession. Eight years of unprecedented prosperity later, America is richer and stronger than it has ever been. And the man responsible, William Jefferson Clinton. Oh, come off it, Steve.