Steve Carell

Well, you have a good eye, my friend. This would be a butterfinger.

Well, you have a good eye, my friend. This would be a butterfinger.

Well... They crunch, and then they get all chocolatey on you. Chocolate, yeah. Want a Butterfinger? You know what, you want a Butterfinger? No, I don't, thank you. Ring my doorbell. I don't think so. Ring the doorbell. I don't want to. Go ahead, ding dong. Oh, who could that be? Clump, clump, clump, clump, clump.

Well... They crunch, and then they get all chocolatey on you. Chocolate, yeah. Want a Butterfinger? You know what, you want a Butterfinger? No, I don't, thank you. Ring my doorbell. I don't think so. Ring the doorbell. I don't want to. Go ahead, ding dong. Oh, who could that be? Clump, clump, clump, clump, clump.

Trick.

Trick.

Trick. Trick.

Trick. Trick.

Oh, Halloween isn't until tomorrow. Bye. Clink. No. I want candy. I'm Steve Carell. I want the candy. And this has been Even Stevens. I want to be a vampire.

Oh, Halloween isn't until tomorrow. Bye. Clink. No. I want candy. I'm Steve Carell. I want the candy. And this has been Even Stevens. I want to be a vampire.

You've just made me vomit in my own mouth. What's the weather like up your own ass? Tonight's subject, is it time for a patient's bill of rights? Yes. No. Yes! The patient's bill of rights would guarantee consumers the right to sue their HMOs if they fail to provide critical care.

You've just made me vomit in my own mouth. What's the weather like up your own ass? Tonight's subject, is it time for a patient's bill of rights? Yes. No. Yes! The patient's bill of rights would guarantee consumers the right to sue their HMOs if they fail to provide critical care.

This will finally shift the balance of power away from large bureaucratic soulless institutions and give it to law firms. That's good. And anyone who feels differently is a Nazi. Steven? Well, Steve, if being a Nazi is wrong, I don't want to be right. This legislation is a prescription for a recipe for disaster.

This will finally shift the balance of power away from large bureaucratic soulless institutions and give it to law firms. That's good. And anyone who feels differently is a Nazi. Steven? Well, Steve, if being a Nazi is wrong, I don't want to be right. This legislation is a prescription for a recipe for disaster.

If bureaucrats at health maintenance organizations are constantly worrying about lawsuits, where will they find the time to play God with our lives? And if they don't play God, who will? God? I don't think so. He's got bigger fish to fry. No one is playing God here, Steven.

If bureaucrats at health maintenance organizations are constantly worrying about lawsuits, where will they find the time to play God with our lives? And if they don't play God, who will? God? I don't think so. He's got bigger fish to fry. No one is playing God here, Steven.

Sure, it might be comforting to a patient dying from an HMO's negligence to think an old man in a white beard is going to dispense justice from on high. But the fact is, we need the earthly justice of lawyers. For there is no divine justice, for there is no God. No God? No God. First of all, HMOs are not the enemy. Second, no God.

Sure, it might be comforting to a patient dying from an HMO's negligence to think an old man in a white beard is going to dispense justice from on high. But the fact is, we need the earthly justice of lawyers. For there is no divine justice, for there is no God. No God? No God. First of all, HMOs are not the enemy. Second, no God.

The fool says in his heart there is no God, but in this statement, is there not implied the far grander question? Who is he who put us here that we may even doubt him? Steve, behold the radiant beauty of existence and answer me this. Why is there something instead of nothing? Well, there you go again, Stephen. Not staying on topic.

The fool says in his heart there is no God, but in this statement, is there not implied the far grander question? Who is he who put us here that we may even doubt him? Steve, behold the radiant beauty of existence and answer me this. Why is there something instead of nothing? Well, there you go again, Stephen. Not staying on topic.