Steve Carell

I wouldn't kick me out of bed for eating crackers. But I think my comedy really is the topper. That's the way to get in, you know? I think that's really what... What's the saying? Once they're laughing, that's 50% of them being horizontal. So not that I'm just, not that that's my, that's what I'm trying to do, but I think it helps. It kind of melts the ice. Breaks the ice.

I wouldn't kick me out of bed for eating crackers. But I think my comedy really is the topper. That's the way to get in, you know? I think that's really what... What's the saying? Once they're laughing, that's 50% of them being horizontal. So not that I'm just, not that that's my, that's what I'm trying to do, but I think it helps. It kind of melts the ice. Breaks the ice.

Breaks the ice and melts them. Melts their hearts.

Breaks the ice and melts them. Melts their hearts.

Breaks the ice and melts them. Melts their hearts.

I should never have let the temp touch this thing. I had all these great icons, and now I have four folders. So it's actually better this way. No, it's not because I could just click on the icon and then I'm on to something.

I should never have let the temp touch this thing. I had all these great icons, and now I have four folders. So it's actually better this way. No, it's not because I could just click on the icon and then I'm on to something.

I should never have let the temp touch this thing. I had all these great icons, and now I have four folders. So it's actually better this way. No, it's not because I could just click on the icon and then I'm on to something.

I think in order to be a ladies' man... It's imperative that people don't know you're a ladies' man. So I kind of play that close to the chest.

I think in order to be a ladies' man... It's imperative that people don't know you're a ladies' man. So I kind of play that close to the chest.

I think in order to be a ladies' man... It's imperative that people don't know you're a ladies' man. So I kind of play that close to the chest.

You know, you don't like to flaunt it.

You know, you don't like to flaunt it.

You know, you don't like to flaunt it.

I mean, it's not like I'm showing off. Ryan, what did you do to my computer? I'm supposed to have maps, right? But, uh... Where? They see me as a big, powerful businessman here. Kind of swaggers around a little bit. It's really not even fair. I don't know. What can I say? Women are attracted to power. And I think other people have told me I have a very symmetrical face. I don't know. I don't know.

I mean, it's not like I'm showing off. Ryan, what did you do to my computer? I'm supposed to have maps, right? But, uh... Where? They see me as a big, powerful businessman here. Kind of swaggers around a little bit. It's really not even fair. I don't know. What can I say? Women are attracted to power. And I think other people have told me I have a very symmetrical face. I don't know. I don't know.

I mean, it's not like I'm showing off. Ryan, what did you do to my computer? I'm supposed to have maps, right? But, uh... Where? They see me as a big, powerful businessman here. Kind of swaggers around a little bit. It's really not even fair. I don't know. What can I say? Women are attracted to power. And I think other people have told me I have a very symmetrical face. I don't know. I don't know.

Maybe they're right. I don't know.

Maybe they're right. I don't know.

Maybe they're right. I don't know.