Steve Covino
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We were only allowed to have skim milk, never 2% or whole milk, which tastes way better.
And we were never allowed to have condiments like ranch.
So when I'd go to a restaurant and I'd get to have ranch, now there's always ranch in my fridge, and my heart is probably clogged because of it.
But when I was growing up, I was deprived of ranch and 2% milk.
Oh, you got me thinking so much.
I'm sorry.
This is such a relatable, fun thought.
Didn't your dad not let you get good toothpaste?
He got offended by this.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Only on the hammer.
No, Pepsodent is just fine.
Pembrandt, that's all you get.
I remember when I was a kid, for some reason, my mom, when she would do the supermarket run, would never get me Capri Suns.
When Capri Suns first came out, the idea of it's not a juice box, it's a Pepsodent.
Is that why you wear Capri pants till this day?
In protest?
I remember being like, Mom, can we get Capri Suns?
And we would always get, like, sips.
Oh, sips were the cheap ones.