Steve Sands

I'm watching the NCAA tournament in an airport with a beard in front of me and an iPad and headphones in, and some ugly, fat, short guy stands right in front of me for 25 seconds, and he leans in, stares at me down.

and just has his hands up in the air, like palms up, like, hey, dude, don't you know who I am?

I'm like, listen, pal, get out of my face.

It's O-Dog.

I know who you are, O-Dog.

It just took me 20 seconds, man.

Give me a break.

Let me tell you something, O-Dog.

My wife, I was laughing so hard.

I got a couple of buddies of mine up there, Scotty Vale, my man Billy, and they were absolutely laughing their asses off.

and all the crap you were giving me, and they were absolutely killing me, man.

And I'm hearing that O-Dog is murdering me, telling all of Canada that I'm the worst human being on the planet.

And let me tell you something.

Val Sands is going to come up to Toronto and absolutely crush you, man.

She is not happy with you right now.

It's so funny.

So you know what's so funny about that?

The best part about it is my wife, I'm not kidding, man.

My wife was like, hey, man.

Those guys need to know.