Steve Sims

Oh, God.

Well, Forbes called me the real-life Wizard of Oz, which I should get made into a T-shirt.

I've had a client who wanted to get married in the Vatican by the Pope.

I've sent people down to the Titanic.

I took over the Academia Museum in Florence because a client wanted...

an exclusive Italian restaurant.

And then I had Andrea Bocelli come in and serenade them.

I've stuck people on stage with the Rock Band Journey.

I've had a guitar lesson by ZZ Top.

I've had a drum lesson by Guns N' Roses.

I've had a two-seat pillion ride on the back of, not me, my clients, of a Ducati MotoGP bike.

I've had unarmed combat by Navy SEAL.

I can't say what team they were, but one of the big Navy SEAL team.

So I'm the guy you contact when you want to get shit done and you've got a checkbook can afford it.

Well, yeah, it's worked for me, the fact that I've never conformed to the stereotype of what people think they're going to get.

And I'm on the media.

I do loads of media and stuff like that.

So it's not like they can't actually research me or just bloody Google my name and see what I look like.

But you still do get some people that are a little bit stunned when they see me turn up and they try to hide their kids and protect their wallet.

Do you know, that was the tough thing, but I was never embarrassed to ask for money.