Steve Somers

Knicks & St John's Win, Steve Somers Gets His Hernia Fixed

I had surgery, although I don't like to use that word.

Knicks & St John's Win, Steve Somers Gets His Hernia Fixed

I like to use procedure.

Knicks & St John's Win, Steve Somers Gets His Hernia Fixed

It's a softer word than surgery.

Knicks & St John's Win, Steve Somers Gets His Hernia Fixed

I had a hernia repaired.

Knicks & St John's Win, Steve Somers Gets His Hernia Fixed

They did it robotically, although I really wanted a human to do it.

Knicks & St John's Win, Steve Somers Gets His Hernia Fixed

I think it was the son of R2-D2 that performed the procedure.

Knicks & St John's Win, Steve Somers Gets His Hernia Fixed

You know, Joan Rivers went to a dentist who wasn't licensed, and she ended up dead.

Knicks & St John's Win, Steve Somers Gets His Hernia Fixed

You don't die in a dental office, and yet Joan Rivers did.

Knicks & St John's Win, Steve Somers Gets His Hernia Fixed

So you never know the unforeseen what can happen.

Knicks & St John's Win, Steve Somers Gets His Hernia Fixed

They give you too much of what they give you to put you out, and you don't wake up.

Knicks & St John's Win, Steve Somers Gets His Hernia Fixed

My taint.

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