Stu Burguiere

You can guarantee if I share... I mean, the reason why I'm not sharing anything personal, spiritual, vulnerable is because that's when Stu strikes, right?

Okay?

He's got this... I mean, not with a thoughtful question, not with empathy.

Usually it's with a fat joke.

Sometimes brilliant.

Sometimes a little lazy.

But it's always perfectly timed and devastating.

And that... I mean, I could be talking about God and Stu's like, yeah, but have you considered salads?

And somehow or another it works.

I mean, it's a gift.

It's a gift.

But he...

One of the things we're going to miss, and a lot of people are on the phone saying that they remember all of the stuff with Super Bowls and everything else and Football Fridays.

And that's where you'll find his real loyalties.

Stu loves three things in the world.

Philadelphia Eagles, apparently quitting, and Philadelphia Eagles.

He loves the Eagles more than his wife and children, which is impressive because I'm told by Stu's new PR firm that they apparently still love him a lot.

Wow.

But...

That's what, I mean, that's just what I heard.