Stu Burguiere

I learned from you.

You told me the apprentice, he learns very well.

Um, uh, but that, which gave me more time to humiliate him, uh, on the air.

Uh, if you remember the Fox show, uh,

For no reason whatsoever, I would have him dress as a woman, as somebody who was in the federal government or something, that was talking to me about what Anita Dunn is doing.

There was really no reason other than to humiliate Stu.

That's our relationship.

He makes fun of me, I make fun of him, and we all go home happy.

I have also waterboarded you with chocolate milk.

Yes.

Which...

I don't think it's ever been done before.

It was... Hey, Reaver, that's what you were saying at the end.

You were like, it's too chocolatey.

You know, here's the one thing.

Stu is also for the air at his own choice.

In fact, I was saying, you know, maybe you shouldn't do that.

He decided that he was going to drink Roundup because he was convinced that it was safe to drink Roundup.

Now, a lot of people don't know this.

Stu has lost both of his legs and he's blind in one eye.