Stu Gatz

You have a headache?

You have a headache?

She has a headache? You get the hot water bottle and you lay it gently. My wife does this thing when she gets a headache where she puts the sleeping mask on because she doesn't want to open her eyes. And I take like a nice wet cloth and I just drip it on her forehead. Yeah.

She has a headache? You get the hot water bottle and you lay it gently. My wife does this thing when she gets a headache where she puts the sleeping mask on because she doesn't want to open her eyes. And I take like a nice wet cloth and I just drip it on her forehead. Yeah.

Is he human? Chris, how does the game work? All right, David, we have questions for you, life scenarios. And you're going to tell and you're going to answer it. And then we will decide as judges if you're a human or not. Bring it. First one. You're at lunch with a friend. Your dish arrives before theirs does. God damn it. Are you starting to eat before your dish arrives? If it's cold...

Is he human? Chris, how does the game work? All right, David, we have questions for you, life scenarios. And you're going to tell and you're going to answer it. And then we will decide as judges if you're a human or not. Bring it. First one. You're at lunch with a friend. Your dish arrives before theirs does. God damn it. Are you starting to eat before your dish arrives? If it's cold...

No, if it's hot, yes. All right, I think that's a human. That's a human response.

No, if it's hot, yes. All right, I think that's a human. That's a human response.

Moving on, I'm gonna read this one a little better. You're on a four mile hike with a friend and they forgot their water bottle, but you have yours. Do you offer them any water? This is a great one.

Moving on, I'm gonna read this one a little better. You're on a four mile hike with a friend and they forgot their water bottle, but you have yours. Do you offer them any water? This is a great one.

How about you hand me your water bottle and I do that?

How about you hand me your water bottle and I do that?

So we're split so far, one and one. All right, next question. Your significant other plans a dinner with a couple you find extremely boring. What do you do? I don't go. Judges? The human thing is to go. I feel like Amin agrees with him a little bit.

So we're split so far, one and one. All right, next question. Your significant other plans a dinner with a couple you find extremely boring. What do you do? I don't go. Judges? The human thing is to go. I feel like Amin agrees with him a little bit.

David, you get asked to watch a close friend's two kids for three hours. What do you say? Crazy.

David, you get asked to watch a close friend's two kids for three hours. What do you say? Crazy.

They're in a jam. They're in a pickle.

They're in a jam. They're in a pickle.

A close friend.

A close friend.