Stu Gatz

Selfishly. Got it. Carl Douglas, who are you taking here? Bucs and Cowboys. Cowboys plus four at home.

I hate the Cowboys. Kay Funk, who are you taking here?

All right, you're taking the Bucs. Mojo, go ahead. The floor is yours.

We know. Saints at Packers. Saints at Packers. These aren't bad games, but, you know, whatever.

The theme is worth the bad games. Right, right.

I mean, K-Funk has every right to be upset about the choice of these games.

Saints and Packers. Let's go to the guy who's smiling first. Carl Douglas, who are you taking here? Saints and Packers. What's the Saints record? Yeah, 14 and a half.

It's bad. Five and eight. No, five and nine.

All right, taking the Saints. Let's go to Mike Rawls in a Southern accent. Go ahead, Mike.

All right. Cher Bear, who do you like here? Packers, 14.5-point favorites at home against the Saints.

Okay, Punk, who do you think it is?

I'm just kidding. All right. Mojo?

All right, final game here. Carl needs to leave. 49ers, they're taking on the Dolphins. Dolphins are one-point favorites. Let's go to Cher Bear first. Cher Bear, go ahead.

Right, to placate all those Fairweather fans.

Yes. Yes. They're not fans at all.

They're fans of party. Let's go to Mike Rollo, Southern Accent. Go ahead, Mike.

All right, taking the 49ers there. Well done. Let's go to Carl Douglas. Niners at Dolphins. Carl, who are you taking? Dolphins a one-point favorite at home. Still have a 12% chance of making the playoffs if they win this game.

I like it, Carl. Let's go to Kay Funk. Kay Funk, can you take it here?

Let's see what happens. Mojo, the floor is yours, sir. Go ahead.

All right. We broke news to Rollins earlier that SMU made the playoffs. Go ahead.