Stuart Waitley

I reckon a human could have penned that pretty quickly myself.

Tanks of Footscray.

You should do it, Tanks.

You should write a report card for all 18 clubs and ping it through on the email.

Just see how long it takes you.

Waitley at sen.com.au.

A few of you have had a dash at it.

Jake in Mill Park.

Collingwood, C+.

Have looked good enough to scare contenders, but not consistent enough to be one, leaving them stuck in the AFL's awkward middle grounds.

Sydney, A+.

have been a model student for the first half of 2026.

Dean Cox has corrected the structural behaviour issues from 2025, turning this group into genuine ducks of the province contenders.

AI report for Richmond.

A few players seem like they have been kept down a few year levels and it's time to move on.

A lot of young shoots avoiding class to attend the sick bay.

Grade D, that's from Shorey.

Saints C, a pleasant student who shows flashes of brilliance and occasionally convinces the class they're destined for greatness.

Constantly reminds people of 1966.

Unfortunately, have a habit of handing in three excellent pages of an assignment and forgetting the fourth.