Suave (David Luis Suave Gonzalez)

For a lot of people, driving is something they look forward to doing. Not me. Not me. I hate fucking driving. I hate it. I don't know how to deal with my anxiety when I'm behind the wheel. My anxiety take over to the point where I just want to crash the car somewhere and stop and get out and leave it running. So I just don't drive. I just don't drive.

I am really, really, really afraid to get stopped by the police. The minute they stop you and they find out you're on parole, you're getting handcuffed, now your car is getting searched. And if you don't report that traffic stop to parole, It's a violation of your conditions and they can lock you up.

I am really, really, really afraid to get stopped by the police. The minute they stop you and they find out you're on parole, you're getting handcuffed, now your car is getting searched. And if you don't report that traffic stop to parole, It's a violation of your conditions and they can lock you up.

I am really, really, really afraid to get stopped by the police. The minute they stop you and they find out you're on parole, you're getting handcuffed, now your car is getting searched. And if you don't report that traffic stop to parole, It's a violation of your conditions and they can lock you up.

We got a file for complete commutation from the pardon board.

We got a file for complete commutation from the pardon board.

We got a file for complete commutation from the pardon board.

It's almost like hitting the lottery. You got to have the attorney general's vote and then unanimous vote, basically, before it gets to the governor's office. And then he got to consider it. Like, not easy at all.

It's almost like hitting the lottery. You got to have the attorney general's vote and then unanimous vote, basically, before it gets to the governor's office. And then he got to consider it. Like, not easy at all.

It's almost like hitting the lottery. You got to have the attorney general's vote and then unanimous vote, basically, before it gets to the governor's office. And then he got to consider it. Like, not easy at all.

I'm coming up on my seven years in November.

I'm coming up on my seven years in November.

I'm coming up on my seven years in November.

Listen, I'm going to tell you, don't laugh at this, please. You can laugh.

Listen, I'm going to tell you, don't laugh at this, please. You can laugh.

Listen, I'm going to tell you, don't laugh at this, please. You can laugh.

So we started off singing karaoke with Hector Lavo, and we had a few drinks. Oh, no.

So we started off singing karaoke with Hector Lavo, and we had a few drinks. Oh, no.

So we started off singing karaoke with Hector Lavo, and we had a few drinks. Oh, no.

And guess what song we end up singing? Menudo. Suete a mi modo.