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If he wasn't convinced at her 50th birthday party that she was an out-of-control partier, an incident that happened at a gas station confirmed it.

She'd been drinking.

He says she came out of the restroom with toilet paper hanging out of her pants.

When he politely brought it to her attention, she says, watch this.

He felt bad for John, so he started coaching him on how he could get rid of Regina by evicting her.

It would be a bonus that he'd get to live there with John.

In effect, he planned to replace Regina.

Tom said he didn't have much, but he would help him in any way he could.

Just not sexually.

John wasn't getting that anyway.

So the day this all went down, John had confronted Regina.

She laughed it off and said she was going to go out and meet a guy at a bar, and they might come back to the house.

While she was out, John had fallen asleep, so she texted Tom asking him to put the dogs away because she was bringing this guy back.

Tom didn't want to be around for that, so he says he left.

This is when the lies started.

Every person he saw got a different explanation for why he got this cut on his finger.

From his own son, to his ex at the house with his son, to his girlfriend Alicia, and finally to the police who interviewed him the night of the burglaries.

By that point his finger was barely hanging on after he tried to superglue it.

Gross.

But he knew it was bad because it was turning green and starting to smell funny.