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Well, maybe not.

But he really did love his son.

And old habits die hard.

That included going on benders, robbing businesses, and off-roading.

This time, it just happened to be that he had no vehicle, so he took his son's Jeep and damaged it.

A lot had changed in the 15 years he was on the inside.

Y'all seen Shawshank, right?

Think about how smartphones didn't even exist in 2002.

Everybody was still using a flip phone.

There was no social media, at least not like today.

Facebook launched in 2004, YouTube in 2005, and Twitter in 2006.

Instagram came around in 2010, and I won't even mention TikTok.

In 2002, when he went into prison, people were still using AOL Instant Messenger, and Myspace wasn't even a thing yet.

If you wanted to go somewhere, you couldn't just tap on your phone and have directions show up or even read out to you.

You had to print something out from a site called MapQuest, I shit you not, on your inkjet printer and hope that the directions were accurate.

Kids nowadays can't even figure out what gender they are.

Could you imagine if you took GPS away from them?

If Tom repeated his little heist today, he'd be lucky to find $1 in the cash register.

People don't even use cash anymore.

Just their Klarna debit cards, which they have no intention of ever paying back.