Tamra Judge

So Gretchen's not allowed in my house because what if she carjacks my house?

She can suck a dick, but I don't even think a dick would suck her.

I don't understand what's going on with Heather.

I'm not very happy with her.

She was into this, you know, the calling me and make it, listening to the calls, all that stuff.

but still i stood up for you well i don't like what happened afterwards because heather didn't even call me and i'm sorry are you saying are you okay are you okay that you stormed out of the event because you heard that there was a rumor about me sleeping with a boy bander she didn't even call me about that how many times the camera call heather

And I get it.

She's like, why won't you stand up for me?

You know what I've learned?

Time for our Easter photo shoot.

Well, let me tell you, I'm enjoying this much, much more than where you're headed.

Sorry.

Well, I just don't understand why you watch Orange County if you don't think you're going to get upset.

That's what Orange County is.

It's like reading your tax forms on a good day.

Like, why would you do that?

Like, you know you're going to get mad, okay?

Of course it's infuriating, stupid Emily.

You know, and Emily finally did what I've wanted to do all these years, which was egg her fucking house.

I'm glad she did that for me because what a dick that lady is.