Tamra Judge

And I love that all of this started with Katie's daughter saying that Emily's kids...

that Emily shit talks Heather when she's alone at home.

That's probably the most believable thing that Katie has said in all of this, in all of the lie accusations.

I believe that one the most.

I mean, I don't know what mother doesn't talk shit about their friends in front of their kids.

I mean, what are you going to do?

Lock your kids in their crate?

You know, you can't do that 24 hours a day and you're going to be talking shit about your friends 24 hours a day.

What else are you supposed to do when you're raising the kids?

I don't have kids and I do it all day long myself.

All right, so let's go pretend Heather and Terry have a healthy sex life.

Okay, we're at Heather and Terry's L.A.

penthouse.

Girl, anybody who has sex with Heather is going to start a forest fire because those legs rubbing together, it's either going to be the sound of crickets or something's going to start on fire.

She has Jack Christmas.

She'd look like Jack Christmas in that leather outfit this week.

Now, that said, I would kill for that thigh gap.

Pretty much, he makes flesh bots.

And if anyone's calling, who are you calling a robot, Heather?

Heather's pretty close.