Tamra Judge

I don't want to have to watch other people's homes get blown away in a hurricane when I could be dancing on a bar.

I'm afraid of having my heart hurt.

So I'm proceeding with caution very slowly, Dad.

Very slowly.

Now, if only you could start driving like that, the houses around here might be safe.

So, you know, what every dad wants to hear on his 97th birthday, their kid's girl gossip.

So she's like, well, dad, you know, I don't know if I told you this, but when I was in New Orleans, Tamara, who was not kind to me last year, as you recall, she did not even support me when I drank too much and almost killed people driving into a house.

But I just I said, I cannot jump back into a relationship like that.

I mean, she just she kicked me when I was down.

She kicked me when I was out.

I think I was down.

Maybe I was up.

I don't know.

I might have been like, I blacked out.

I was walking Archie.

That's what I remember.

She kicked me while I was innocently walking Archie.

Speaking of being down, there's only an inch left in this martini.

Can we get on it, Alfredo?

And by the way, David, how's that working out for you?