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funny to me that she doesn't.

And so Kiki Monique arrives.

She arrives in such a funny way.

She just comes and she's already kind of like slightly shaking her head and smiling like

I mean, who hasn't said that?

I feel like we've all said that at some point.

Oh, hey, we met on the phone at Shenanigans.

Good to see you.

Yes.

And that's like I told her she was going to have a child.

It's like, no, she looked grossed out.

She was like, no, I'm never going to have a child.

Slade can't do it.

And I just know it's too late.

And he's like, no, you're going to have a child.

No, I'm not.

And there she is standing on the countertop with her fingers slightly crossed that her dad might slip into the bathtub and electrocute himself on a chandelier.

And she's like, yeah, I never would have done this otherwise if it wasn't for that.

Normally, I only drive to Orange County for lunch with Katie.

But, you know, I've spent so many years building up my reputation in this hard-hitting industry of hard journalism.