Tanya

We come home, country roads, everybody has a couple acres, and we're at our neighbor's house, and there are dirt clods everywhere.

And the closer we get to our house, there's more.

And the closer we get to our house, there's more.

And the closer we get to our house, there's more.

We're getting scared. The closer we get to the driveway to the house, it's so much that my brother just undoes the van door, huge Mormon van door, by the way, And we bolt out of there and we just head towards the back of the property. And we're looking for body parts, honestly. Like, where is dad? Oh. So the hole back there is massive.

We're getting scared. The closer we get to the driveway to the house, it's so much that my brother just undoes the van door, huge Mormon van door, by the way, And we bolt out of there and we just head towards the back of the property. And we're looking for body parts, honestly. Like, where is dad? Oh. So the hole back there is massive.

We're getting scared. The closer we get to the driveway to the house, it's so much that my brother just undoes the van door, huge Mormon van door, by the way, And we bolt out of there and we just head towards the back of the property. And we're looking for body parts, honestly. Like, where is dad? Oh. So the hole back there is massive.

Exactly. New spa. Dax, you could lay in the bottom of it with your arms outstretched and just be fine. Wow.

Exactly. New spa. Dax, you could lay in the bottom of it with your arms outstretched and just be fine. Wow.

Exactly. New spa. Dax, you could lay in the bottom of it with your arms outstretched and just be fine. Wow.

Then we hear some laughter coming from the inside of the house. And my other sisters were in there with my mom. And we go inside. My brother and I run over there. My dad is laying on the bed of his bedroom. There's a tarp on the floor. There's a ladder set up. There's a bucket of tools and a 12-inch hole in the ceiling.

Then we hear some laughter coming from the inside of the house. And my other sisters were in there with my mom. And we go inside. My brother and I run over there. My dad is laying on the bed of his bedroom. There's a tarp on the floor. There's a ladder set up. There's a bucket of tools and a 12-inch hole in the ceiling.

Then we hear some laughter coming from the inside of the house. And my other sisters were in there with my mom. And we go inside. My brother and I run over there. My dad is laying on the bed of his bedroom. There's a tarp on the floor. There's a ladder set up. There's a bucket of tools and a 12-inch hole in the ceiling.

With a rock.

With a rock.

With a rock.

It came through the house. It blew up in the air. Oh, my.

It came through the house. It blew up in the air. Oh, my.

It came through the house. It blew up in the air. Oh, my.

It took about two weeks for him to finally tell the story. He was telling some tall tales all along the way. He was saying things like, oh, an alien must have come and tried to get me and the laser beam shot through the roof. Or I was kicking and screaming when the aliens were trying to get me and I kicked a hole in the roof. He's a little rascal.