Tate

I know.

I wish you could, like, self-deport to, like, another state.

That'd be really nice.

Just deport home.

Also, like, if you're at an airport and you see someone getting arrested, usually your first impulse is like, wow, that was a close one.

Like, thank heavens.

But since it's Ice Age and suddenly it's, like, the worst thing ever if someone's getting arrested at the airport.

Yeah, for real.

Yeah, I'm really trying to get the tea, so to speak.

I'm like, what do you do?

It's all like libtard fanfics.

Like they used to do the thing where it'd be like, you know, this racist chud would like drop the N-word in a coffee shop.

Like that's like a thing that happens.

It's literally all like Liptard fan fiction.

Like it's literally, you know, it's Wattpad, but for graduate students.

Like it's really the most egregious stuff.

And people sign checks for it.

That's the most crazy thing.

That probably, it's probably happened already.

Also, like a lot of this stuff, me and Tim have talked about this at length in very explicit detail.