Taylor Ortega
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Dude, that's true.
Yeah.
Wait, he's canonically seven feet.
And they don't even know that you're tall.
You know, people will get really mad at comedians for when they find out like a piece of a joke isn't true or a piece of a story isn't true.
Yeah, 100%.
Yeah.
Either way, did you laugh and enjoy?
We're not dissecting here.
Just enjoy the story.
Oh my God, what are you, a cop?
Also, it's like, I'm sure people are smoking weed at a restaurant, but I guess if you had to give me the choice to get through the day, to do the work, it's like, I'm not picking weed.
Why?
So it can last longer?
So I can go slower and forget more people's orders.
Okay, listen.
Everybody's different.
Everybody who does meth is different.
They're not a monolith.
Yeah.