Ted Nguyen

Then, uh, there was another one that said, Steve's not getting enough credit, uh, all the alpha in the room. And then there was some other followups on to how the rest of us would handle it. Uh, I, when it ever comes to stuff, I get way too much credit. There's a time where maybe I'd be your guy, but I'm not sure that I am anymore. Um, somebody wrote in and said, should I read the crow email?

Then, uh, there was another one that said, Steve's not getting enough credit, uh, all the alpha in the room. And then there was some other followups on to how the rest of us would handle it. Uh, I, when it ever comes to stuff, I get way too much credit. There's a time where maybe I'd be your guy, but I'm not sure that I am anymore. Um, somebody wrote in and said, should I read the crow email?

Then, uh, there was another one that said, Steve's not getting enough credit, uh, all the alpha in the room. And then there was some other followups on to how the rest of us would handle it. Uh, I, when it ever comes to stuff, I get way too much credit. There's a time where maybe I'd be your guy, but I'm not sure that I am anymore. Um, somebody wrote in and said, should I read the crow email?

Not based on the movie or Russell. All right, let's read the crow email. Cause I thought it was pretty good. Uh, all right. The setting is a bachelor party at the Oregon coast for dudes in their mid twenties in the house, a two story deal where the entire upstairs is a single bedroom. We're all hanging downstairs.

Not based on the movie or Russell. All right, let's read the crow email. Cause I thought it was pretty good. Uh, all right. The setting is a bachelor party at the Oregon coast for dudes in their mid twenties in the house, a two story deal where the entire upstairs is a single bedroom. We're all hanging downstairs.

Not based on the movie or Russell. All right, let's read the crow email. Cause I thought it was pretty good. Uh, all right. The setting is a bachelor party at the Oregon coast for dudes in their mid twenties in the house, a two story deal where the entire upstairs is a single bedroom. We're all hanging downstairs.

We start hearing noises from the bedroom as if some thing or someone is now in the house. We look around and make sure nobody has gone up there. Sure enough, everyone is accounted for. That would be easy, though, right? All right. Roll call. One, four. All right. We're all here.

We start hearing noises from the bedroom as if some thing or someone is now in the house. We look around and make sure nobody has gone up there. Sure enough, everyone is accounted for. That would be easy, though, right? All right. Roll call. One, four. All right. We're all here.

We start hearing noises from the bedroom as if some thing or someone is now in the house. We look around and make sure nobody has gone up there. Sure enough, everyone is accounted for. That would be easy, though, right? All right. Roll call. One, four. All right. We're all here.

Myself and the other guy decide to slowly walk up the stairs to see what's going on with literally no clue what we might find. Turns out it wasn't on my bingo card. It's a two-foot jet black crow that had flown through a window. It was now flying from ceiling fan to ceiling fan in the bedroom. Panicked. The thing was massive, all caps.

Myself and the other guy decide to slowly walk up the stairs to see what's going on with literally no clue what we might find. Turns out it wasn't on my bingo card. It's a two-foot jet black crow that had flown through a window. It was now flying from ceiling fan to ceiling fan in the bedroom. Panicked. The thing was massive, all caps.

Myself and the other guy decide to slowly walk up the stairs to see what's going on with literally no clue what we might find. Turns out it wasn't on my bingo card. It's a two-foot jet black crow that had flown through a window. It was now flying from ceiling fan to ceiling fan in the bedroom. Panicked. The thing was massive, all caps.

And if you haven't seen a crow up close, it's a terrifying looking thing. Now what? None of us are all that interested in finding out how in real life crows respond to humans trying to help them out of a bedroom. So we call animal control closed on weekends. The machine, though, says to call the non-emergency line, which we do.

And if you haven't seen a crow up close, it's a terrifying looking thing. Now what? None of us are all that interested in finding out how in real life crows respond to humans trying to help them out of a bedroom. So we call animal control closed on weekends. The machine, though, says to call the non-emergency line, which we do.

And if you haven't seen a crow up close, it's a terrifying looking thing. Now what? None of us are all that interested in finding out how in real life crows respond to humans trying to help them out of a bedroom. So we call animal control closed on weekends. The machine, though, says to call the non-emergency line, which we do.

Sure enough, 30 minutes later, a cop arrives, probably disgusted by the lack of masculinity in the house, probably grabs a broom, walks up the stairs, smacks the crow out of the air, bare hands it, tosses it out the window onto the deck, and it flies away as if nothing happened. So here's the question. How would you guys have handled the situation? Again, this is another one.

Sure enough, 30 minutes later, a cop arrives, probably disgusted by the lack of masculinity in the house, probably grabs a broom, walks up the stairs, smacks the crow out of the air, bare hands it, tosses it out the window onto the deck, and it flies away as if nothing happened. So here's the question. How would you guys have handled the situation? Again, this is another one.

Sure enough, 30 minutes later, a cop arrives, probably disgusted by the lack of masculinity in the house, probably grabs a broom, walks up the stairs, smacks the crow out of the air, bare hands it, tosses it out the window onto the deck, and it flies away as if nothing happened. So here's the question. How would you guys have handled the situation? Again, this is another one.

My guess, Sruti at best doing what he did. Oregon is doing the cop's job. Kyle's leaving the house and hoping the crow is gone by the time it gets back. See, I think Kyle would. Well, if his wife is there, that's a big thing.

My guess, Sruti at best doing what he did. Oregon is doing the cop's job. Kyle's leaving the house and hoping the crow is gone by the time it gets back. See, I think Kyle would. Well, if his wife is there, that's a big thing.