Ted

I don't want to kiss her or make out with her in front of my mother.

It was nice.

And Amy said she had a great time.

But then I get a text the next day and out of nowhere she says, I'm sorry, I didn't really feel a romantic spark.

How could you?

And I'm like, of course she didn't feel a romantic spark.

I was on a date with you and my mother.

Like, that's weird.

I didn't.

If she gives me another chance, I really think I can knock it out of the park.

She's a little disappointed, too.

He's there, I think.

Ted, are you there?

Yes, I am here.

I thought he passed out.

dying inside i am so embarrassed oh i had no idea that my mom was texting you did you talk to your mom that you got the text from amy saying that she wasn't interested i'm sure i mentioned it but i didn't go into like detail about it i mean oh my god i know my mom oh my god she's done this before my mom i'm on her i'm on her cell phone plan so she has like gotten asked

text messages before.

Shut up.

Oh, my God.

Wait, she can read your text?