Tefi Pessoa

No, that was back in August. Oh, shit. Because he's a Virgo. You and me both, girl. Leo? No. I always think you're a Leo and you get so offended.

No, that was back in August. Oh, shit. Because he's a Virgo. You and me both, girl. Leo? No. I always think you're a Leo and you get so offended.

Don't put words in my mouth.

Don't put words in my mouth.

No, everyone wanted it to happen. They were rooting for you. We were all rooting for you. Thank you so much.

No, everyone wanted it to happen. They were rooting for you. We were all rooting for you. Thank you so much.

um i don't know one time i went up to this do you know the i forgot her name and i don't want to mispronounce it but she's from mean girls and um she's like this beautiful indian girl and she plays like oh yes in the new mean girl yeah and i recognized her and i was like that's my friend and i like and i was like at an event and i walked i was like hey and then i was like oh hey and she literally looked at me like

um i don't know one time i went up to this do you know the i forgot her name and i don't want to mispronounce it but she's from mean girls and um she's like this beautiful indian girl and she plays like oh yes in the new mean girl yeah and i recognized her and i was like that's my friend and i like and i was like at an event and i walked i was like hey and then i was like oh hey and she literally looked at me like

like like she was like who the fuck are you and then i was like you don't know me and i walked away like i just like didn't know what to do i was like said you don't know me i thought we knew each other and then we did it and i was like we don't know each other and i walked away my mom i like that's my most you just ate it and left i was like i was like oh we don't know each other and i walked away never mind but like i never thank god you didn't make it weird yeah i know

like like she was like who the fuck are you and then i was like you don't know me and i walked away like i just like didn't know what to do i was like said you don't know me i thought we knew each other and then we did it and i was like we don't know each other and i walked away my mom i like that's my most you just ate it and left i was like i was like oh we don't know each other and i walked away never mind but like i never thank god you didn't make it weird yeah i know

Those are two different white boys. Yeah.

Those are two different white boys. Yeah.

I've texted so many people about, like, Teffy knows everything. That's not true. And everyone. No, like, everything. I could just watch her story times. I'm like, okay, I learned 18 things. Like, Your brain has such a specific pocket for like things that are happening.

I've texted so many people about, like, Teffy knows everything. That's not true. And everyone. No, like, everything. I could just watch her story times. I'm like, okay, I learned 18 things. Like, Your brain has such a specific pocket for like things that are happening.

You're like doing Showtime. I already know. You're like, send that to me. You're like, welcome to the Dream Show.

You're like doing Showtime. I already know. You're like, send that to me. You're like, welcome to the Dream Show.

I had a therapist. I gave her up for... Lent? well yes that's what i'll say no i like tried it and then she wasn't getting the vibe like i need like i was like we're not one of my jokes like seriously and like no i was like um she didn't get you no she didn't get me and then i was like i need a gay guy and i never found him So I'm just kind of free balling. It's so fun.

I had a therapist. I gave her up for... Lent? well yes that's what i'll say no i like tried it and then she wasn't getting the vibe like i need like i was like we're not one of my jokes like seriously and like no i was like um she didn't get you no she didn't get me and then i was like i need a gay guy and i never found him So I'm just kind of free balling. It's so fun.

Like, oh my God, no therapy.

Like, oh my God, no therapy.