Tejano Space Cowboy

I got stuck in Germany for, like, six months because... I checked it in, and I didn't know you couldn't check it in because it's got lithium batteries. Even though they're completely encased within carbon fiber, layers of carbon fiber, it got stuck. But this one, since it's hollow, actually it doesn't go off whenever I go on the scans because they can see everything through it. Oh, fuck yeah.

Yeah. So, um, there is a setup that I have that shooting for shooting specifically that I stopped wearing through the airports because it was so hard to get through. But, um, yeah, it depends on what country I'm in. America's like the worst, um, but not, not Texas. Texas is like, people usually know who I am. They're like the guy with the metal arm. Like he's, you know what I mean?

Yeah. So, um, there is a setup that I have that shooting for shooting specifically that I stopped wearing through the airports because it was so hard to get through. But, um, yeah, it depends on what country I'm in. America's like the worst, um, but not, not Texas. Texas is like, people usually know who I am. They're like the guy with the metal arm. Like he's, you know what I mean?

Yeah. So, um, there is a setup that I have that shooting for shooting specifically that I stopped wearing through the airports because it was so hard to get through. But, um, yeah, it depends on what country I'm in. America's like the worst, um, but not, not Texas. Texas is like, people usually know who I am. They're like the guy with the metal arm. Like he's, you know what I mean?

Yeah, but then, like, because, like, getting airports in the U.S., like, if they're, like, bumfuck nowhere, that's the worst. Because they're, like, I've never seen this before. Like, they'll want me, spread my legs. And for a long time, I hate holding people up, too, so I feel bad. So it's, like, almost better when they're, like, taking me to the pirate room. I'm, like, just ready for it.

Yeah, but then, like, because, like, getting airports in the U.S., like, if they're, like, bumfuck nowhere, that's the worst. Because they're, like, I've never seen this before. Like, they'll want me, spread my legs. And for a long time, I hate holding people up, too, so I feel bad. So it's, like, almost better when they're, like, taking me to the pirate room. I'm, like, just ready for it.

Yeah, but then, like, because, like, getting airports in the U.S., like, if they're, like, bumfuck nowhere, that's the worst. Because they're, like, I've never seen this before. Like, they'll want me, spread my legs. And for a long time, I hate holding people up, too, so I feel bad. So it's, like, almost better when they're, like, taking me to the pirate room. I'm, like, just ready for it.

Yeah, I sort of got it. Yeah. it's it's it was it's useful you know i mean it's like it's useful like i i like being able to like even with a metal arm disappear a little bit because i can fit in anywhere i go um and i speak posh to a little bit still too um i'm sure tsa loves that yeah no it's not funny

Yeah, I sort of got it. Yeah. it's it's it was it's useful you know i mean it's like it's useful like i i like being able to like even with a metal arm disappear a little bit because i can fit in anywhere i go um and i speak posh to a little bit still too um i'm sure tsa loves that yeah no it's not funny

Yeah, I sort of got it. Yeah. it's it's it was it's useful you know i mean it's like it's useful like i i like being able to like even with a metal arm disappear a little bit because i can fit in anywhere i go um and i speak posh to a little bit still too um i'm sure tsa loves that yeah no it's not funny

There's no joke in front of TSA anymore because it's just like, yeah, they have too much power about it. It's just really weird when you get stopped in America and you're like, of all the countries that I get stopped in, you're like, man, this is the one country they'd be like, You would think that would be easier to get through, but... Como estas, nice tribe terrorist.

There's no joke in front of TSA anymore because it's just like, yeah, they have too much power about it. It's just really weird when you get stopped in America and you're like, of all the countries that I get stopped in, you're like, man, this is the one country they'd be like, You would think that would be easier to get through, but... Como estas, nice tribe terrorist.

There's no joke in front of TSA anymore because it's just like, yeah, they have too much power about it. It's just really weird when you get stopped in America and you're like, of all the countries that I get stopped in, you're like, man, this is the one country they'd be like, You would think that would be easier to get through, but... Como estas, nice tribe terrorist.

Yeah, because in Africa, like, they don't give a fuck. Like, in Africa, they're like, oh, yeah, man, like, you're, you know, you're disabled, whatever. Like, they're almost nicer to you because you're disabled. I mean, tribe... Go on, Brandon.

Yeah, because in Africa, like, they don't give a fuck. Like, in Africa, they're like, oh, yeah, man, like, you're, you know, you're disabled, whatever. Like, they're almost nicer to you because you're disabled. I mean, tribe... Go on, Brandon.

Yeah, because in Africa, like, they don't give a fuck. Like, in Africa, they're like, oh, yeah, man, like, you're, you know, you're disabled, whatever. Like, they're almost nicer to you because you're disabled. I mean, tribe... Go on, Brandon.

They understand prosthesis. No, it's true. That's why I was there. You know what I mean? Like to talk about the amputees there. Thanks for pushing me into that, Eli.

They understand prosthesis. No, it's true. That's why I was there. You know what I mean? Like to talk about the amputees there. Thanks for pushing me into that, Eli.

They understand prosthesis. No, it's true. That's why I was there. You know what I mean? Like to talk about the amputees there. Thanks for pushing me into that, Eli.

Yeah. Ironically, the TSA, yeah, it was like, I don't know what the goal, if the goals, it is a little bit like, you know, obviously the Marine Corps sent me to fucking language school because I looked, you know, when I was in Afghanistan, they told me to tell people I was Persian, Iranian, Mexican.