Tejano Space Cowboy

So I padded the tree, wore gloves and I would just hit the tree. And, um, Not like really, really hard, but I broke it. It was apart from a bicycle. And so like I remember like three days before I went to the Ukraine, I always tell this story about George because he's got this huge facility in San Antonio. And I went there and his secretary was like, George is not here.

So I padded the tree, wore gloves and I would just hit the tree. And, um, Not like really, really hard, but I broke it. It was apart from a bicycle. And so like I remember like three days before I went to the Ukraine, I always tell this story about George because he's got this huge facility in San Antonio. And I went there and his secretary was like, George is not here.

And I was like, I thought it was funny because I was like, well, he's texting me on the phone, right? He told me to come here. I'm going to the Ukraine to fix this arm. I'm going specifically to talk about this arm because these guys want to be able to use it to fight these Russians.

And I was like, I thought it was funny because I was like, well, he's texting me on the phone, right? He told me to come here. I'm going to the Ukraine to fix this arm. I'm going specifically to talk about this arm because these guys want to be able to use it to fight these Russians.

And I was like, I thought it was funny because I was like, well, he's texting me on the phone, right? He told me to come here. I'm going to the Ukraine to fix this arm. I'm going specifically to talk about this arm because these guys want to be able to use it to fight these Russians.

So I'm like, of course, I'm going to take that opportunity because like one of the only benefits of being me and our background is that I have that. I'll fucking go to a combat zone just to sell an arm. You know what I mean? Yeah. Because these guys want to use it to, you know, fight Russians. And so his secretary is there, and she's like, well, he's not here.

So I'm like, of course, I'm going to take that opportunity because like one of the only benefits of being me and our background is that I have that. I'll fucking go to a combat zone just to sell an arm. You know what I mean? Yeah. Because these guys want to use it to, you know, fight Russians. And so his secretary is there, and she's like, well, he's not here.

So I'm like, of course, I'm going to take that opportunity because like one of the only benefits of being me and our background is that I have that. I'll fucking go to a combat zone just to sell an arm. You know what I mean? Yeah. Because these guys want to use it to, you know, fight Russians. And so his secretary is there, and she's like, well, he's not here.

And I was like, well, I'm texting him right now. And then George comes out of the back of his facility. He's like, oh, I'm sorry. My secretary, she was told not to disturb me because I was in a meeting with SpaceX.

And I was like, well, I'm texting him right now. And then George comes out of the back of his facility. He's like, oh, I'm sorry. My secretary, she was told not to disturb me because I was in a meeting with SpaceX.

And I was like, well, I'm texting him right now. And then George comes out of the back of his facility. He's like, oh, I'm sorry. My secretary, she was told not to disturb me because I was in a meeting with SpaceX.

And I just thought that was so funny because this motherfucker is in a meeting with SpaceX, and he's coming here to make this part in three days specifically for me to go to the Ukraine and talk to their soldiers about it. And he was so insulted by the fact that it broke. Even though he didn't make that part, we used a bike part. And he was like, man, I can't believe how you broke it.

And I just thought that was so funny because this motherfucker is in a meeting with SpaceX, and he's coming here to make this part in three days specifically for me to go to the Ukraine and talk to their soldiers about it. And he was so insulted by the fact that it broke. Even though he didn't make that part, we used a bike part. And he was like, man, I can't believe how you broke it.

And I just thought that was so funny because this motherfucker is in a meeting with SpaceX, and he's coming here to make this part in three days specifically for me to go to the Ukraine and talk to their soldiers about it. And he was so insulted by the fact that it broke. Even though he didn't make that part, we used a bike part. And he was like, man, I can't believe how you broke it.

Because that's his level of engineering. Where he's like, that sense of pride.

Because that's his level of engineering. Where he's like, that sense of pride.

Because that's his level of engineering. Where he's like, that sense of pride.

Yeah, he was so mad about it. And he fucking told me, he's like...

Yeah, he was so mad about it. And he fucking told me, he's like...

Yeah, he was so mad about it. And he fucking told me, he's like...