Tejano Space Cowboy

And somebody told him I was a Marine or whatever, but you couldn't really tell because I only had my hand. So whenever my shirt's tucked, long sleeves, all you see is my hand. Yeah. Like you sticking out. Like this. Yeah. I could be low-key. And this guy came up to me. And –

And somebody told him I was a Marine or whatever, but you couldn't really tell because I only had my hand. So whenever my shirt's tucked, long sleeves, all you see is my hand. Yeah. Like you sticking out. Like this. Yeah. I could be low-key. And this guy came up to me. And –

yeah like it's i could be more discreet dude and again if you're buzzed or you're like afar i'm not gonna i'm gonna i might glance and not recognize yeah that one is brown for a reason so like it's more it's it's easier to um i i my my reasoning for that was breaking up the shape of the patterns the colors on it specifically are for me to be able to um whenever it's dark uh to be able to look what the fingers are because i'm tracking that with my eyes because i can't feel it i

yeah like it's i could be more discreet dude and again if you're buzzed or you're like afar i'm not gonna i'm gonna i might glance and not recognize yeah that one is brown for a reason so like it's more it's it's easier to um i i my my reasoning for that was breaking up the shape of the patterns the colors on it specifically are for me to be able to um whenever it's dark uh to be able to look what the fingers are because i'm tracking that with my eyes because i can't feel it i

yeah like it's i could be more discreet dude and again if you're buzzed or you're like afar i'm not gonna i'm gonna i might glance and not recognize yeah that one is brown for a reason so like it's more it's it's easier to um i i my my reasoning for that was breaking up the shape of the patterns the colors on it specifically are for me to be able to um whenever it's dark uh to be able to look what the fingers are because i'm tracking that with my eyes because i can't feel it i

So when it's down here, I want to be able to see what directions the fingers are pointing. So that was a thing. But this dude got really mad at me because he was like, I heard you're a Marine. At the time, my hair was all spiked. And I was in a dress shirt. And I was like, yeah, I was. And he was like, well, you don't look like a Marine. And I was like, what?

So when it's down here, I want to be able to see what directions the fingers are pointing. So that was a thing. But this dude got really mad at me because he was like, I heard you're a Marine. At the time, my hair was all spiked. And I was in a dress shirt. And I was like, yeah, I was. And he was like, well, you don't look like a Marine. And I was like, what?

So when it's down here, I want to be able to see what directions the fingers are pointing. So that was a thing. But this dude got really mad at me because he was like, I heard you're a Marine. At the time, my hair was all spiked. And I was in a dress shirt. And I was like, yeah, I was. And he was like, well, you don't look like a Marine. And I was like, what?

I was like, I was like, I was like, dude, I was like, I was like, you know, first of all, this is language. I don't even like using it anymore. But I was like, this little poke motherfucker is like, you're like that. I wasn't a Marine. And he, but he was like, yeah, but that's how Marines are like.

I was like, I was like, I was like, dude, I was like, I was like, you know, first of all, this is language. I don't even like using it anymore. But I was like, this little poke motherfucker is like, you're like that. I wasn't a Marine. And he, but he was like, yeah, but that's how Marines are like.

I was like, I was like, I was like, dude, I was like, I was like, you know, first of all, this is language. I don't even like using it anymore. But I was like, this little poke motherfucker is like, you're like that. I wasn't a Marine. And he, but he was like, yeah, but that's how Marines are like.

bro i love that marine culture like i love that that violence to protect the culture where they're like you don't look like you're marine i was like i was like well i guess i wasn't like i if you know if you say i wasn't i wasn't i don't give a i started laughing and walking away and this guy got so mad he was like you stole a mallard motherfucker you weren't a marine

bro i love that marine culture like i love that that violence to protect the culture where they're like you don't look like you're marine i was like i was like well i guess i wasn't like i if you know if you say i wasn't i wasn't i don't give a i started laughing and walking away and this guy got so mad he was like you stole a mallard motherfucker you weren't a marine

bro i love that marine culture like i love that that violence to protect the culture where they're like you don't look like you're marine i was like i was like well i guess i wasn't like i if you know if you say i wasn't i wasn't i don't give a i started laughing and walking away and this guy got so mad he was like you stole a mallard motherfucker you weren't a marine

and at the time like dude all yeah he tried to he tried to grab me right he grabbed me and he started swinging on me bro he tried to hit me like three times and he didn't hit me every time i was laughing he got so mad at me because he was swinging on me but he couldn't hit me i trained so much i was like all i do is train and i was like i just kept laughing and all his friends tackled him they're like what the are you doing this dude's a cop and he's still a cop

and at the time like dude all yeah he tried to he tried to grab me right he grabbed me and he started swinging on me bro he tried to hit me like three times and he didn't hit me every time i was laughing he got so mad at me because he was swinging on me but he couldn't hit me i trained so much i was like all i do is train and i was like i just kept laughing and all his friends tackled him they're like what the are you doing this dude's a cop and he's still a cop

and at the time like dude all yeah he tried to he tried to grab me right he grabbed me and he started swinging on me bro he tried to hit me like three times and he didn't hit me every time i was laughing he got so mad at me because he was swinging on me but he couldn't hit me i trained so much i was like all i do is train and i was like i just kept laughing and all his friends tackled him they're like what the are you doing this dude's a cop and he's still a cop

And he's the detective now. But we talked about him the other day because I guess he's a hot-headed motherfucker. But he's a Marine. Combat veteran. Like, you understand. Like, I just thought it was so funny that it would be your own people. Mexican Marine. Like, drunk, belligerent, trying to fucking start a fight with you because you're not a Marine.

And he's the detective now. But we talked about him the other day because I guess he's a hot-headed motherfucker. But he's a Marine. Combat veteran. Like, you understand. Like, I just thought it was so funny that it would be your own people. Mexican Marine. Like, drunk, belligerent, trying to fucking start a fight with you because you're not a Marine.

And he's the detective now. But we talked about him the other day because I guess he's a hot-headed motherfucker. But he's a Marine. Combat veteran. Like, you understand. Like, I just thought it was so funny that it would be your own people. Mexican Marine. Like, drunk, belligerent, trying to fucking start a fight with you because you're not a Marine.