Temptations Cruise/Resort Reviewers (couple vloggers)
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So if you do book the cruise specifically, we do go on all of those. And so for all of those, we do a few little extra activities. We do a group dinner. We do a group meet and greet so everyone can kind of get to know everybody. We also have a group online so you can kind of get to know people before you actually go on the trip. And so there's a few actual little things like that that we do.
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Some stuff that are personalized. And so if you guys are going on the cruise, you book through us. Or if you're going really to the resort at all, if you book through our links, it just helps to support us and be able to continue to make content like this. So we'd really appreciate it if you consider it.
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And we also want to say that we are going to try to compare these and it's not going to be the most extreme deep dive into both. We do have extreme deep dives into the cruises and the resorts. And so we'll have those videos linked below.
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So after you finish this one, if you want to get even more details about maybe some of the night parties or more details about this, make sure to go watch those specific videos because that will help you learn even more.
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Temptation Cruise has always just been February. And starting in 2025, it is going to be in February and in November.
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So there's going to be two different sailings, which can help a lot of people out because I know everything, you know, sometimes people can only know during certain times of the year.
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So we want to say that first. So if you were not aware, so we will be on that one as well. So there's going to be a February and a November sailing now. And so, yes, we have not been on that one, but we have talked to them and it should have a very similar feel to the February one. And so we're really looking forward to the fact that there's going to be two temptation cruises every single year.
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Temptation as a whole is not technically branded as a swinger resort or a swinger cruise. It is more an adult spring break. One thing we have noticed, though, is adult spring break with beds in the promenade and a guy who fluffs you, a guy who cleans up. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.
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From the cruises, we feel like there is a larger population of swingers or people in the lifestyle on these cruises, where the resort seems to be more of a mix. While, yes, at the resort, there is a lot of people who are swingers, we've also noticed a lot of people that are just going there for an adult-friendly vacation.
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Yeah. Their last time they said they looked up kid-free resorts, and that's where they ended up. We also saw kid-free resorts.
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A lot of bachelor, bachelorette type groups there. And so you will notice that there's a lot more singles at the resort. And there's also just a lot more people that are not in the lifestyle.
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They just want an adult-friendly vacation, whereas the cruise, this happens too. But a lot of the people that we feel like we do interact with on the cruise are in the swinging lifestyle, or at least are aware of the swinging lifestyle.
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Somewhat, you know, maybe involved in some sort of aspect.
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The cruises are five nights. It's pretty set and standard. That's one good thing about the resorts. If you like to maybe go for a little weekend, you can go for two or three days. Now, these places do normally have a minimum of two night stay. So usually it's at least two nights.
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But if you wanted to be there for a week or two weeks, I guess however long you wanted to be there, you can be there that long. And so that's a good thing to note. One thing that we take into consideration with this is when you go on a cruise, you get on with everybody at the same time. You get off with everybody at the same time. And so you have a chance to make it. Has it...
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so they're letting him know connections and you know people are going to be there for that entire duration whereas at the resort aka you're stuck aka you're stuck and so is he oh no all the concierge bruce oh bruce you may meet someone you really love the first night you get there and they're going home the next day so you're going to see more of a turnover at the resorts because people are constantly coming in and out turnover is the key word
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One of those kind of groupings and meeting people works better for you. And the weekends are definitely going to be the busiest at the resort. So especially Friday, Saturday are going to be the busiest days of the week.
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that specific cruise so if you're looking for more people more variety the cruise is definitely a better option but it is good to know that you said yes it's 800 people at the resort but since you have turnover you are going to meet more people but there is a larger population of people on the cruises so we are now going to talk about how it's organized one of the they they left the uh they couldn't find a good one for this um yeah listen uh
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The biggest thing that is a distinct factor between these two is Temptation Resort does not have playrooms. If you're wanting to do, you know, spicy group activities, that is going to be in somebody's room, and that's really the only option for that. As far as the cruise goes, they do have playrooms aboard. And so if you're looking more... Jeez.
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It's a slip and slide. For a place that has playrooms, Temptation Cruise is definitely going to be a better option. So the resort has a huge pool. I mean, it is massive. And that is generally where people are hanging out. They have a party pool, which is normally where they're doing all the parties. They have the most loud kind of music there. Hold on.
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Resort, they also have a quiet pool. That is where people kind of go if you want to be a little bit more relaxed. It's just a little walkover. It's not far at all, but they kind of have both of those options.
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Yes. For the people who don't scream. The cruises, generally because it depends on what boat it's on, has a couple main pools and there's normally one main pool party area and then there's some other hut.
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Tits are not a flotation device, sir. Spread around that. And then they also have a solarium, generally. The solarium is the place where normally people will go to be a little bit more quiet. It's not as loud. Generally no music in there. So they both offer those things. And then I know I mentioned hot tubs a little bit.
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The cruise has hot tubs on the pool deck, kind of by the party, as well as in the solarium. So you kind of have hot tubs in both areas.
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The resort has some hot tubs kind of above the pools. And then there's also a hot tub that's at one of the higher levels.
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Depending on what kind of ticket you have and what kind of room you're in, you're able to go up to that bigger hot tub. They're both pretty similar with the party-type feel.
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To get to the slip and slide party? That's weird. They both have main parties at the nighttime and they have kind of pool parties at the daytime. We'll get a little bit more into details of the parties later, but it's also... I don't know that I'm going to make it to later.
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Good to know that the resort is on the beach. So you're right there. You can just walk right off the resort and you're on. Okay.
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some 70 year old dude with a half hard meets you nice beach whereas the crew oh that's a pretty looking resort you're more going you're stopping at different ports you're seeing more different places but it's not necessarily always just on an exact beach so as far as area we know what a cruise is dude what happened is to hang out during the day it's going to kind of vary obviously between both the resort i would say has less areas to hang out but still has several areas people are going to hang out at the pool you know you can go to all the restaurants
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Yes. He gave the peace symbol. Yeah. Lobby. You have the hot tubs and you have, you know, little coffee bar type thing, the normal bars. So there is definitely areas to hang out. The cruise is just a larger space. So there is going to be more areas to go around and kind of hang out during the daytime, but they both have plenty of options.
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So if you wanted to hang out, just have a nice time of the day and you don't want to party party, you definitely have options.
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So next we're going to go into food. They are very different when it comes to food. Now, the one thing that definitely is very different.
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before i got a carb load before i carb load you know what i'm saying chrissy there is a buffet at both of these types of things they generally have a late night buffet for both and there's a daytime there's a breakfast buffet so if you're wanting buffets you're definitely gonna be able to get it i feel like at temptation they do a little bit more themed with their buffets and so you do have your normal buffet themed buffet
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They're very different, but generally the same. Every single day that has your standard items, but they also kind of have a theme. Whereas the cruises generally just have a large- What kind of theme?
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So the food is included at both of these because they are all inclusive. But one thing to note is that on the cruises, you only have one main dining room generally that is included in the price of your ticket. Whereas at the resort, there is a lot of different restaurants that you can go to. On the cruise, you go to your sit-down dining room that's included. It's more elevated type food.
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Geographically? Most amazing food in the world, but we always really enjoy it. It's really a fun time to go there. But the resorts, they have a lot of really fun options. So they have, you know, an Asian type restaurant. They have a steak restaurant that has a show. They have multiple different restaurants that are all included.
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So if you're there for three or four days, every single night you could go to a different restaurant, which we always feel like is really fun.