Teresa Strasser

Until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Teresa Strasser and Paul Bryan saying mahalo.

All right.

Fan.

Grape ape.

Some super fan sent me a grape ape.

Unfunny cartoon hell.

Wow.

As I've said, I know you guys are tired of me harping about whether it's the Wiggles.

Like, I was watching the band, the Wiggles, you know, on whatever, Yachtunes or whatever crap my kids watch.

And I said to my wife, I said, how many of these 40-year-old guys thought they were going to be the next fucking Pearl Jam when they were 19?

Here's my deal with all you people that cop out and do things for kids.

If you were in college and said, how about we start a band for kids, I'm fine.

Yeah.

I'm fine.

But I know that's not what you said.

You said, we are going to be the next Foo Fighters, and you sucked.

You couldn't do it, so you took the fucking shit road.

And by the way, every person's written a kid's book, done a kid's cartoon.

Tell me there's not a bunch of scripts of, you know, you thought you were going to write the next Godfather, Goodfellas.

It didn't work out, so now you're doing Dora the Explorer, and you suck.