Teresa Strasser

And they were like, he likes the Egg McMuffin.

Well, raise the price of that 300%.

Everything else will be locked off 1969 prices.

Still get a cheeseburger for 39 cents.

My fucking Egg McMuffin's like 350 now.

But anyway, so I'm going to go through the drive-thru on my way to Kevin and B. All right.

I see the arches.

I'm driving down Olympic.

I'm heading west toward Fox, toward the ocean.

And I'm going to cross over Fairfax, where I'm going to make a left, but now I'm going to cross over Fairfax, and I'm going to go to the arch, and I'll make a left across Fairfax.

olympic into the drive-thru of mcdonald's and right as i'm starting to slide over some bitch into like a pontiac sunfire or sunbird or sun chase anything if it's made by pontiac has the word sun in it that it's a pile of shit slides in front of me can't see your head over the headrest assuming it's a woman and slides in front and then does a sort of tentative

I'm going to turn left on this side street right before McDonald's, of which my reaction is relief.

Like, okay, I won't have to get.

There's nothing worse than pulling into a drive-thru or a car wash and having a car slide in right in front of you just to queue up in front of you.

So I was like, oh, please don't go through the drive-thru.

And then I was like, oh, good, you're turning left into the side street.

And then she went, no, I'm not.

I'm going to go straight.

And now I'm going to turn left into the drive-thru at McDonald's.

So I'm like behind her and I'm like, all right, I got to do live radio in 13 minutes.