Teresa Strasser

It's so fucking weird and emotional that I've decided I'm totally fucked up because this person slid in front of me, should have never been in front of me, and now I'm watching.

Yeah, and I'm getting angry.

Hey, fat ass, you don't think you've eaten enough?

Jesus Christ, look at you, you're toting around extra 30 pounds.

How about you just go to work?

There'll be a Danish waiting for you.

God damn, no.

Oh, and by the way, this guy's, no, he's not flying solo.

He's on a run for the office.

I know, he's fucking ordered for the entire fucking crew.

He's got some kind of foreman on a big job.

Oh, he's fucking ordering for the whole crew.

Worked up these elaborate scenarios.

I'll be on during Tammy Heidi in the afternoon.

I'm just sitting there, and I'm like, the person in front of me, I'm like, you wretched, you caused, you brought all this anguish upon me.

This is worse than being T-boned by a drunk driver.

You slid in front of me, then you did a fake turn on the side street, then you goofed up, then you didn't turn when it was open, and now we're having everyone come, every third person that's traveling down Olympic is now turning into this fucking McDonald's.

Then, and here's where the...

here's where the pull out part comes and uh the fisting comes in yeah and the fist comes in finally the heavens have fucking parted and this person deems it's safe to turn left i don't know they probably put some cones up down olympic or something and stop traffic and this fucking person finally deems it's safe to turn left so we turn left and i'm like god now i don't have to be behind your fucking ass but the three people you let in in the interim the

person goes up the driveway starts driving straight down sort of through the parking lot then the drive-through you need to sort of veer left on just driving through if you go straight you just hit an alley go straight into the alley and turns right and drives away oh my god didn't even go through the