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Teresa Strasser

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2246 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Adam Carolla Show
Dr. Drew + Teresa and Bryan (Carolla Classics)

This is not raped by Johnny Law.

Adam Carolla Show
Dr. Drew + Teresa and Bryan (Carolla Classics)

This is raped by one of... You're the maniac, out of control, driving down the street, out of control.

Adam Carolla Show
Dr. Drew + Teresa and Bryan (Carolla Classics)

This is being raped by the victim of Johnny Law that is scared shitless to drive sensibly because here we enforce the letter of the law, not the spirit of the law.

Adam Carolla Show
Dr. Drew + Teresa and Bryan (Carolla Classics)

And so everyone is shell-shocked.

Adam Carolla Show
Dr. Drew + Teresa and Bryan (Carolla Classics)

Yes.

Adam Carolla Show
Dr. Drew + Teresa and Bryan (Carolla Classics)

Everyone in Los Angeles drives scared shitless.

Adam Carolla Show
Dr. Drew + Teresa and Bryan (Carolla Classics)

Yes.

Adam Carolla Show
Dr. Drew + Teresa and Bryan (Carolla Classics)

By the way, this is why nobody turns right on reds when it's clear and legal to turn right.

Adam Carolla Show
Dr. Drew + Teresa and Bryan (Carolla Classics)

We're scared of cops in this town, and we stop driving.

Adam Carolla Show
Dr. Drew + Teresa and Bryan (Carolla Classics)

And by the way, we're scared to honk at that guy as well for turning.

Adam Carolla Show
Dr. Drew + Teresa and Bryan (Carolla Classics)

Absolutely.

Adam Carolla Show
Dr. Drew + Teresa and Bryan (Carolla Classics)

Here's the person.

Adam Carolla Show
Dr. Drew + Teresa and Bryan (Carolla Classics)

I'm very interested in climbing inside this person's psyche.

Adam Carolla Show
Dr. Drew + Teresa and Bryan (Carolla Classics)

And this is the light dusting of rape I received on a Sunday.

Adam Carolla Show
Dr. Drew + Teresa and Bryan (Carolla Classics)

And then I got the full-blown dry prison rape on the way to Kevin and Bean today.

Adam Carolla Show
Dr. Drew + Teresa and Bryan (Carolla Classics)

I'm behind this asshole who's...

Adam Carolla Show
Dr. Drew + Teresa and Bryan (Carolla Classics)

Doing that thing where, now, I will look for the fuzz and coast through every one of those stop signs because I can't stand scrubbing inertia off for no fucking reason.

Adam Carolla Show
Dr. Drew + Teresa and Bryan (Carolla Classics)

You know, we never stop talking about, oh, fuel and our air in Southern California and the brake pads that we're going through and the brake dust that we're creating that the guy with the leaf blower is putting into the air, which is perfectly legal.

Adam Carolla Show
Dr. Drew + Teresa and Bryan (Carolla Classics)

Yes.

Adam Carolla Show
Dr. Drew + Teresa and Bryan (Carolla Classics)

All that.