Teresa Strasser

Although, by the way, just a little quick aside.

I know.

So, and by the way, they're like three bucks now.

But anyway, it's the only thing on the menu that's gone up.

I think, like, they had a big meeting at, like, the corporate McDonald's.

Which one does Carolla like?

And they were like, he likes the Egg McMuffin.

Well, raise the price of that 300%.

Everything else will be locked off 1969 prices.

Still get a cheeseburger for 39 cents.

My fucking Egg McMuffin's like 350 now.

But anyway, so I'm going to go through the drive-thru on my way to Kevin and B. All right.

I see the arches.

I'm driving down Olympic.

I'm heading west toward Fox, toward the ocean.

And I'm going to cross over Fairfax, where I'm going to make a left, but now I'm going to cross over Fairfax, and I'm going to go to the arch, and I'll make a left across Fairfax.

olympic into the drive-thru of mcdonald's and right as i'm starting to slide over some bitch into like a pontiac sunfire or sunbird or sun chase anything if it's made by pontiac has the word sun in it that it's a pile of shit slides in front of me can't see your head over the headrest assuming it's a woman and slides in front and then does a sort of tentative

I'm going to turn left on this side street right before McDonald's, of which my reaction is relief.

Like, okay, I won't have to get.

There's nothing worse than pulling into a drive-thru or a car wash and having a car slide in right in front of you just to queue up in front of you.