Teresa Strasser

Except Islam.

He didn't do anything to Islam.

Why not?

He was explicit.

We've all been M-whipped.

And so my buddy Kevin was saying, you know what we ought to do?

We ought to have a worldwide day where we all make fun of the faith.

But, like, we plan it like a book drop.

Like, everybody does their joke.

And even, like, in the cartoons, Marmaduke is taking a piss on the Quran.

You know, it's like everything.

nationwide and worldwide in one day.

Because they won't be able to get to everyone.

The problem is some cartoonist writes something in a Denmark newspaper or something, and he does it alone, and then he turns into Salman Rushdie.

He gets stalked and killed or whatever, however they do it.

But if we all did it just worldwide...

just did it at the same time, and one day they'd never be able to... Their heads would be spinning around so fast that a fucking turbine would fly off.

They'd never be able to get to anybody.

So that's my plan.

I'll keep you guys posted on when our big book drop is going to be.