Teresa Strasser

Now, by the way...

This is our management's fault, as much as you'd probably like to argue with me.

Really, I'll say what I will about my agent.

He would have demanded a town car and a professional driver, which we should have demanded from the word go, because we would have kids come and pick us up.

And these were a couple of ditzy broads, her and her friend.

I think her friend just wanted to meet Adam and Dr. Drew from Loveline.

And then there was her, and she was driving a car that she borrowed that was...

When I say not roadworthy, I mean when we got up to 60, it would start shimmying and drifting out of the lane.

No.

No.

leaned back to us and said, you guys, do you all know where the hotel is?

Asked us where the hotel was.

Asked us.

Well, you know, both born and bred in KC.

Now there's the Hyatt downtown, and then there's the Hyatt Missouri, and then there's the airport Hyatt.

And I believe we're at the Hyatt downtown, which is on the corner of Crescent and Fifth Avenue.

Bob will be the valet if memory serves.

But pull around back because there's an entrance.

We'll go in through the kitchen and we'll go right up there.

What the fuck?