Teresa Strasser

It's the story of the guy who died in an airplane crash.

Cut down in his prime.

Cut down in his prime because he's flying back to Cuba or something to drop off a lead.

On a turbo, on probably the same plane, and he died in a plane crash.

So when I saw the person in front of me who had no idea what was going on, of course, because that's going to be one of my chapters and why adults, I didn't know adults were going to be so stupid.

Just open the pic, just open it.

There was a full-page ad.

I saw that, and I thought to myself, look.

This is as much as God ever gives you in the message department.

It's time to get off of this plane.

Right about that.

We just take off.

So I'm just saying, like, it would have been like a scene from a movie because I took the Roberto Clemente thing.

I'm not a superstitious person.

I'm not a spiritual person or a religious person.

I took the Roberto Clemente thing to mean, get out.

I think I waited until we landed.

That was probably in the car because I was scared to speak his name.

I swear to God, I swear to God, find Donnie, find the goddamn special.

I don't know, Donnie, by the way, has never heard of Roberto Clemente, so he's educating himself on the pirate great.