Tesla Regret Hotline Voice
Appearances
The Rachel Maddow Show
Making a mockery of Musk: Backlash against dismantling U.S. government focuses on hatchet man
Thank you.
The Rachel Maddow Show
Making a mockery of Musk: Backlash against dismantling U.S. government focuses on hatchet man
TRS is a condition afflicting tens of thousands of Tesla owners. It's characterized by persistent feelings of deep discomfort, When driving a Tesla you bought because you cared about the future, only to find that the CEO is a fascist megalomaniac out to destroy the U.S. government and sell it for parts, then enrich himself with contracts to do some of the same work.
The Rachel Maddow Show
Making a mockery of Musk: Backlash against dismantling U.S. government focuses on hatchet man
Please listen carefully to the following treatment options before making a selection. If you own a Tesla and aren't sure why you should sell, press 1. If you can't afford to sell your older Tesla, press 2. If you are simply attached to your Tesla and don't want to sell, press 3. If you own a Cybertruck, it's probably best for you to hang up now and deal with the latest recall.
The Rachel Maddow Show
Making a mockery of Musk: Backlash against dismantling U.S. government focuses on hatchet man
We're sorry. Doing the right thing is hard sometimes. Sadly, we can't fix that. But we can tell you that people who choose to completely excise Tesla from their lives report feelings of calm, satisfaction, and even profound well-being, both because no one glares at them anymore when they get in and out of their cars, and because they feel connected to a broader effort to rescue our democracy.