The Duchess
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Quince is amazing.
I was just in the house and our friend Anna, she had borrowed a sweater for me. It's blue and it's from Quince. It's gorgeous and it fits so well. And when she was wearing it, I was like, I want it back.
Oh, no, this is sad.
It was a pure accident. He just sat down and got up there. It's the classic slip and fall. Yeah, classic.
Yeah, of course. Okay. Also, do you think it was full?
Also, that's what I'm thinking about, the cap in you.
I just wish he didn't have to ride his bike.
But he also doesn't have a car. The only mode of transportation he has is that bike. That's a little telling.
That's even worse.
Yeah, thanks for listening.
From the bottom of your butt.
What does bottom of my heart?
But the deepest part, I feel like, is the center.
No, you said from the bottom of my heart and then it made me think.
But I'm just saying bottom of the heart doesn't feel that much more important than the middle of the heart, the core, the pulsing part.
Yeah, I'm just curious who made that up.
Probably Winston Churchill.
You already told me the whole doc.
Hello.
You look like an Evan.
Oh, my God. Well, you're more likely to run into Rob. I'm shocked you didn't run into Rob.
You probably did. But, oh, man, that would have been great.
That's a bummer.
Yeah, it's more pure.
I'm sorry I missed you.
I hope juicy isn't an operative word.
This is horrible.
Oh, my God.
I was at Molly's gym and she has a Peloton. And every time I'm there, I try to sneak up there and get a little workout. Steal a little sash. Steal a sash because it is so fun.
Oh, my God.
Yes. And any chance you can make working out fun, I'll take it.
But is he a hero? Is it like he comes in to help save the day?
Is it a ding, ding, ding? Did he get admitted to the psychiatric ward?
So lucky.
Just do it.
I just don't want to go there. Don't ask questions.
Wow, that's wild.
Can you tell us the weirdest object or are you not allowed?
That one kind of makes sense.
Foreign objects and rectal.
Foreign agent, maybe?
Yeah, we look forward to hearing from you again.
I can't believe I missed him at Maru. That's sad.
We would have to say medical.
Well, I think often there's another person involved.
I can't imagine being pregnant and dealing with this. It is hellish.
Interesting. Oh, I'm so sorry. You look like Phoebe Waller-Bridge. She's very attractive.
She's beautiful.
That's crazy.
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, like that. That is crazy. Thanks for sharing.
Thank you.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, that's wild.
Yeah, that's a lot. But I get it.
That's scary.
Every time.
What's that mean?
It's so harrowing, their job.
Immediate infection smell. Oh, infection smell is such a bad combo of words.
One time Dak said you should put a Jolly Rancher in there.
I'll try that next time.
I know. Me too.
They have great personalities. They have to. Yeah. You have to be so mentally tough.
And we're like, all right, there we go.
Apparently brains stink.
What happens if the scarf comes off and you go, you can't help it sometimes.
And positive.
This is the nasty.
I almost said something really bad. I'm not going to say it. She deserves.
You're going to let your cat lick your open brain?
And also, she didn't do her research. Cats love human brains. They eat them.
I know. It's really special.
And drain all the cat saliva.
Don't say cat babies in a brain.
God! She was kind of like Voldemort. You know when What's-His-Name's wearing the scarf and then he takes it off and Voldemort's there? Yes, Professor Quirrell. I literally was thinking that.
Literally cat saliva-induced crazy.
So we don't know if she was nice or not. Maybe that was part of the delirium.
All signs point to she turned into a cat. I think her brain turned into a cat brain. And now she thinks she's a cat.
What is it? Should we look it up?
No, don't say that.
Ew, probably. This is what happens with people who love cats. They love them way too much.
Oh. Foreign body. Rectal foreign body.
And you're in graduate school.