The Joker

Then I guess you'll be missing your Thanksgiving, boyo. Because I don't know Carmine Falcone. Never even heard of... What'd you call him? The Roman? You made the bomb that blew up Dent's house.

Then I guess you'll be missing your Thanksgiving, boyo. Because I don't know Carmine Falcone. Never even heard of... What'd you call him? The Roman? You made the bomb that blew up Dent's house.

Harvey did. It isn't like he didn't have it coming. If it weren't for me that done it, there was a line around the block to do it anyway.

Harvey did. It isn't like he didn't have it coming. If it weren't for me that done it, there was a line around the block to do it anyway.

You found me, like you said. I did the deed. That's what you want me to say, right? And I put it in writing for you. But make no mistake, we all know what been gone and done. What? What is it you're saying, Mickey? Exactly. Only that you gotta be asking yourselves, who killed Johnny Vitti?

You found me, like you said. I did the deed. That's what you want me to say, right? And I put it in writing for you. But make no mistake, we all know what been gone and done. What? What is it you're saying, Mickey? Exactly. Only that you gotta be asking yourselves, who killed Johnny Vitti?

Hey, who turned out the light?

Hey, who turned out the light?

We'll be a grand Thanksgiving tonight, boys!

We'll be a grand Thanksgiving tonight, boys!

Guys, on this Thanksgiving Eve, I raise me glass. To the Roman, the flippin' founder of the feast.

Guys, on this Thanksgiving Eve, I raise me glass. To the Roman, the flippin' founder of the feast.

To the Roman. Oh

To the Roman. Oh

What's wrong with the world? After all the aggravation, I went through just stealing this crop duster. You think they'd give me one that could actually fly right? Dead weight.

What's wrong with the world? After all the aggravation, I went through just stealing this crop duster. You think they'd give me one that could actually fly right? Dead weight.

Maybe later. Right now I've got work to do.

Maybe later. Right now I've got work to do.

I'll, uh, I'll go see if he needs any help in the kitchen.

I'll, uh, I'll go see if he needs any help in the kitchen.

Time to ring in the new year. Co-pilot? Check. Navigator? Check. Stewardess? Federal regulations prohibit smoking on this flight. I'm kidding. I know you're all dead.

Time to ring in the new year. Co-pilot? Check. Navigator? Check. Stewardess? Federal regulations prohibit smoking on this flight. I'm kidding. I know you're all dead.

You're insane. Has it really taken you this long to notice? Quick question. When the clock strikes 12, do I get a little kiss? Take that as a no.

You're insane. Has it really taken you this long to notice? Quick question. When the clock strikes 12, do I get a little kiss? Take that as a no.

Why?

Why?

Harvey, what are you doing? Carrying you.

Harvey, what are you doing? Carrying you.

Bum.

Bum.

Bum. Bum. Who's that? Wakey, wakey, Carmine.

Bum. Bum. Who's that? Wakey, wakey, Carmine.

Who are you?

Who are you?

Happy holidays. Happy holidays. Living in a snowy wonder place.

Happy holidays. Happy holidays. Living in a snowy wonder place.

Question. Why does Holiday always use the same type of weapon, only to leave them behind at the scene of each murder? Answer. He gets them wholesale. Or let's be more practical. 22 caliber pistols are lightweight, easy on the hand, perfect for a woman. Perhaps a cat woman. With the break-in last June, she had access to your safe, Mr. Falcone.

Question. Why does Holiday always use the same type of weapon, only to leave them behind at the scene of each murder? Answer. He gets them wholesale. Or let's be more practical. 22 caliber pistols are lightweight, easy on the hand, perfect for a woman. Perhaps a cat woman. With the break-in last June, she had access to your safe, Mr. Falcone.

And therefore the names of everyone in the Roman Empire.

And therefore the names of everyone in the Roman Empire.

Add to that the million-dollar bounty you subsequently put on her head. Suddenly, her best defense... is a good offense. Hey, who's there?

Add to that the million-dollar bounty you subsequently put on her head. Suddenly, her best defense... is a good offense. Hey, who's there?

Question. Why does the killer shoot Alberto Falcone anyway? Answer. Because he can. Excuse me? I only meant that Alberto wasn't in the family business. Raising the issue, are all these killings somehow personal? Carla Vitti, your sister. Her son, Johnny Vitti, was supposed to testify against you to the grand jury. It's no secret how you tried to get a knife slid between your nephew's ribs.

Question. Why does the killer shoot Alberto Falcone anyway? Answer. Because he can. Excuse me? I only meant that Alberto wasn't in the family business. Raising the issue, are all these killings somehow personal? Carla Vitti, your sister. Her son, Johnny Vitti, was supposed to testify against you to the grand jury. It's no secret how you tried to get a knife slid between your nephew's ribs.

Did Carla Vitti do the unthinkable? Did the mother kill her only son just to hide her identity? Johnny. Now her own guilt masks her rage. She's free to attack anyone since no one will suspect her. She was there on New Year's Eve. Who else could have approached Alberto without him reacting? At this point, it is little more than a son for a son.

Did Carla Vitti do the unthinkable? Did the mother kill her only son just to hide her identity? Johnny. Now her own guilt masks her rage. She's free to attack anyone since no one will suspect her. She was there on New Year's Eve. Who else could have approached Alberto without him reacting? At this point, it is little more than a son for a son.

And moments later, she runs back to the scene in distress.

And moments later, she runs back to the scene in distress.

Carmine Falcone?

Carmine Falcone?

You?

You?

Who's there? No, no, no.

Who's there? No, no, no.

Riddle me this. When does a killer not kill?

Riddle me this. When does a killer not kill?

Riddle me this.

Riddle me this.

It's a mystery, broken into a jigsaw puzzle, wrapped in a conundrum, hidden inside a Chinese box.

It's a mystery, broken into a jigsaw puzzle, wrapped in a conundrum, hidden inside a Chinese box.

Question. Why does Holiday always use the same type of weapon, only to leave them behind at the scene of each murder? Answer. He gets them wholesale. Or let's be more practical. 22 caliber pistols are lightweight, easy on the hand, perfect for a woman. Perhaps a cat woman. With the break-in last June, she had access to your safe, Mr. Falcone.

And therefore the names of everyone in the Roman Empire.

Add to that the million-dollar bounty you subsequently put on her head. Suddenly, her best defense... is a good offense. Hey, who's there?

Question. Why does the killer shoot Alberto Falcone anyway? Answer. Because he can. Excuse me? I only meant that Alberto wasn't in the family business. Raising the issue, are all these killings somehow personal? Carla Vitti, your sister. Her son, Johnny Vitti, was supposed to testify against you to the grand jury. It's no secret how you tried to get a knife slid between your nephew's ribs.

Did Carla Vitti do the unthinkable? Did the mother kill her only son just to hide her identity? Johnny. Now her own guilt masks her rage. She's free to attack anyone since no one will suspect her. She was there on New Year's Eve. Who else could have approached Alberto without him reacting? At this point, it is little more than a son for a son.

And moments later, she runs back to the scene in distress.

Carmine Falcone?

You?

Who's there? No, no, no.

Riddle me this. When does a killer not kill?

Riddle me this.

It's a mystery, broken into a jigsaw puzzle, wrapped in a conundrum, hidden inside a Chinese box.

What's wrong with the world? After all the aggravation, I went through just stealing this crop duster. You think they'd give me one that could actually fly right? Dead weight.

Maybe later. Right now I've got work to do.

I'll, uh, I'll go see if he needs any help in the kitchen.

Time to ring in the new year. Co-pilot? Check. Navigator? Check. Stewardess? Federal regulations prohibit smoking on this flight. I'm kidding. I know you're all dead.

You're insane. Has it really taken you this long to notice? Quick question. When the clock strikes 12, do I get a little kiss? Take that as a no.

Why?

Harvey, what are you doing? Carrying you.

Bum.

Bum. Bum. Who's that? Wakey, wakey, Carmine.

Who are you?

Happy holidays. Happy holidays. Living in a snowy wonder place.

Then I guess you'll be missing your Thanksgiving, boyo. Because I don't know Carmine Falcone. Never even heard of... What'd you call him? The Roman? You made the bomb that blew up Dent's house.

Harvey did. It isn't like he didn't have it coming. If it weren't for me that done it, there was a line around the block to do it anyway.

You found me, like you said. I did the deed. That's what you want me to say, right? And I put it in writing for you. But make no mistake, we all know what been gone and done. What? What is it you're saying, Mickey? Exactly. Only that you gotta be asking yourselves, who killed Johnny Vitti?

Hey, who turned out the light?

We'll be a grand Thanksgiving tonight, boys!

Guys, on this Thanksgiving Eve, I raise me glass. To the Roman, the flippin' founder of the feast.

To the Roman. Oh