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The Kid Mero

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1697 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Conspiracy Theories
Carter’s Holiday Pick: Truthless

I know that you sit in front of six monitors all day. I have never seen you do anything except drink coffee and look at those monitors. This is why the financial crisis happened because nobody knows what you guys are doing except you. Half of you are like embezzling funds. The other half of you are playing Angry Birds. So I got the job. I get in there. I start finessing. I get in good with Martin.

Conspiracy Theories
Carter’s Holiday Pick: Truthless

And Jose, who is, again, like, the child of my mom's friend. So, like, it was like, yo, I'm gonna take it easy on you. Like, I'm gonna let you make mistakes.

Conspiracy Theories
Carter’s Holiday Pick: Truthless

And Jose, who is, again, like, the child of my mom's friend. So, like, it was like, yo, I'm gonna take it easy on you. Like, I'm gonna let you make mistakes.

Conspiracy Theories
Carter’s Holiday Pick: Truthless

And Jose, who is, again, like, the child of my mom's friend. So, like, it was like, yo, I'm gonna take it easy on you. Like, I'm gonna let you make mistakes.

Conspiracy Theories
Carter’s Holiday Pick: Truthless

Again, like, just literally learning on the fly, fucking a lot of stuff up, like, sending a lot of stuff to the wrong people and just, like, getting to cook because of the relationship I have with Jose, who's a friend of the family.

Conspiracy Theories
Carter’s Holiday Pick: Truthless

Again, like, just literally learning on the fly, fucking a lot of stuff up, like, sending a lot of stuff to the wrong people and just, like, getting to cook because of the relationship I have with Jose, who's a friend of the family.

Conspiracy Theories
Carter’s Holiday Pick: Truthless

Again, like, just literally learning on the fly, fucking a lot of stuff up, like, sending a lot of stuff to the wrong people and just, like, getting to cook because of the relationship I have with Jose, who's a friend of the family.

Conspiracy Theories
Carter’s Holiday Pick: Truthless

The more I tell this story, the more I feel like this sounds like jail. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, I'm trading cigarettes for information. Like, yo, how do I use the printer? Like, yo, here's two cigarettes, Newport 100s.

Conspiracy Theories
Carter’s Holiday Pick: Truthless

The more I tell this story, the more I feel like this sounds like jail. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, I'm trading cigarettes for information. Like, yo, how do I use the printer? Like, yo, here's two cigarettes, Newport 100s.

Conspiracy Theories
Carter’s Holiday Pick: Truthless

The more I tell this story, the more I feel like this sounds like jail. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, I'm trading cigarettes for information. Like, yo, how do I use the printer? Like, yo, here's two cigarettes, Newport 100s.

Conspiracy Theories
Carter’s Holiday Pick: Truthless

So now my new boss is Ralph, who doesn't care about anything except his smoke breaks. He's like textbook Staten Island guy. So now I'm like, okay, now I got to get out of here because Jose's not here to hold me down. Martin's not enough. Like I got it. And I have greater ambitions. You know what I'm saying? Like I'm trying to move up in Lehman Brothers.

Conspiracy Theories
Carter’s Holiday Pick: Truthless

So now my new boss is Ralph, who doesn't care about anything except his smoke breaks. He's like textbook Staten Island guy. So now I'm like, okay, now I got to get out of here because Jose's not here to hold me down. Martin's not enough. Like I got it. And I have greater ambitions. You know what I'm saying? Like I'm trying to move up in Lehman Brothers.

Conspiracy Theories
Carter’s Holiday Pick: Truthless

So now my new boss is Ralph, who doesn't care about anything except his smoke breaks. He's like textbook Staten Island guy. So now I'm like, okay, now I got to get out of here because Jose's not here to hold me down. Martin's not enough. Like I got it. And I have greater ambitions. You know what I'm saying? Like I'm trying to move up in Lehman Brothers.

Conspiracy Theories
Carter’s Holiday Pick: Truthless

Like, you know, I'm trying to be embezzling funds soon. You got to get six monitors. Yeah. Like I only got one. I'm trying to get up to like at least three. Let me get three at least. So I'm like, all right, what's the fastest way to do that? Just look at what is opening up. Like, where do they need people? Like, where do they need help? So there was always something opening up.

Conspiracy Theories
Carter’s Holiday Pick: Truthless

Like, you know, I'm trying to be embezzling funds soon. You got to get six monitors. Yeah. Like I only got one. I'm trying to get up to like at least three. Let me get three at least. So I'm like, all right, what's the fastest way to do that? Just look at what is opening up. Like, where do they need people? Like, where do they need help? So there was always something opening up.

Conspiracy Theories
Carter’s Holiday Pick: Truthless

Like, you know, I'm trying to be embezzling funds soon. You got to get six monitors. Yeah. Like I only got one. I'm trying to get up to like at least three. Let me get three at least. So I'm like, all right, what's the fastest way to do that? Just look at what is opening up. Like, where do they need people? Like, where do they need help? So there was always something opening up.

Conspiracy Theories
Carter’s Holiday Pick: Truthless

The turnover there was crazy. Like, there was people there that were there for 50 years, and there was people that were there for five minutes.

Conspiracy Theories
Carter’s Holiday Pick: Truthless

The turnover there was crazy. Like, there was people there that were there for 50 years, and there was people that were there for five minutes.

Conspiracy Theories
Carter’s Holiday Pick: Truthless

The turnover there was crazy. Like, there was people there that were there for 50 years, and there was people that were there for five minutes.

Conspiracy Theories
Carter’s Holiday Pick: Truthless

The first thing that I see that opens up is in the IT department. Like, yo, my router is busted. My hard drive is fried, whatever. Like, just straight computer tech stuff.