The Midnight Mystery Host

Hi everyone, it's the Midnight Mystery here.

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Let's get into the episode.

This is an emergency broadcast.

If you are listening to this, stop what you are doing.

Listen carefully.

Your life may depend on it.

It has been 15 months since the first documented national emergency event.

We have recorded 643,891 confirmed incidents worldwide.

The death and missing toll stands at zero for those who followed the instructions.

For those who didn't, approximately 1.2 million and counting.

I wasn't sure what you'd want to listen to, so I just left it on news radio.