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Guess what happens when there's so much that crappens? Guess what happens when there's so much that crappens?

Who cares what happens when there's so much that crappens? Who cares what happens when there's so much that crappens? Who cares what happens when there's so much that crappens?

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Put your hands together for Carly Clapp. Catherine DiBernardo has our heart-o.

Erin McNicholas, she don't miss no trick-a-less. Jamie, she has no less name-y. You'll never hide from Heidi Eleanor Jones.

She sure is swell, it's Raquel.

We got our wish. It's Jen Plish.

We're ride or die for Lisa Ryder Barron. She's a whiz. It's Liz Sarthy. Always killing it. It's Lola Alcalani.

Give them hell, Miss Noelle. She's the Queen Bee, it's Sarah Lemke. Shannon, out of a can, and Anthony. Let's take off with Tamla Plain.