Theo Von
speaker
63,136 appearances
135 recordings
13 series
first heard Aug 2018
last heard 3d ago
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And you'd think the next bump, you're like, Oh, it's not gonna make that sound again.
You're like, Ba tai
But dang.
And every bump we hit, dude, it turned into a nightmare.
You would see like
Like uh the whole thing, it was like a bunch of kids had put it together the night before.
It was like a last minute school project that they put together with tape and hope and just gooning, right?
It was like a bunch of high school kids had just put this thing together with fucking goon lube, right?
It was just every turn we would do it was like the fucking screen would fly across the room or the
Windowsill would just jump out of a cabinet and just try to take its own life.
Like we lost probably 75 different bolts, uh, spoons.
Every but uh bump you would hit or turn, a spoon or just a flock of spoons would fucking fly through the air.
I think they were heading to Florida or whatever because it's getting colder.
It was a fucking nightmare, dude.
It was a nightmare.
There was like an ambulance following us at one point for no reason.
Nobody called it.
They just knew they knew in their hearts that we were not doing good.
But dude, every bump we would hit a fucking, you'd hit it again and the light fixture would fall out or the fucking the oven would turn on and immediately go to 7,000 degrees and just start sucking off a shower head in there or whatever.
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