Theo Von
speaker
63,136 appearances
135 recordings
13 series
first heard Aug 2018
last heard 3d ago
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And they see your hair and they're like,
man.
It's just it's crazy.
An extra inch on the bangs and people lose all trust in
On a man.
On a male, on an adult male.
And so sometimes I just wanna fucking take my wiener off and fucking hum it right into the fucking galaxy.
And see if mother nature will catch it in her fucking mouth 'cause I'm cause sometimes I'm pissed off.
So and I'm sorry for that.
Uh in other news, uh me and two of my buddies, my buddy Bizzle and my buddy Zita, we rented a camper.
And we just we went up through Kentucky, um, Iowa, Illinois, and Michigan.
and did a run there, probably drove about three thousand miles.
And the company that we rented from, uh, it's c it was called K, right?
And
I don't know if it was the camper that we got.
I mean, I guess it was.
It was
E like every bump we hit in that thing, every little crack in the pavement, it was like bad.
But time.
Botan!
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