Theo Von

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63,136 appearances 135 recordings 13 series first heard Aug 2018 last heard 3d ago

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This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von · #684 - Bad Haircut · 19 Sep 2026 podcast

I just I don't know.

It's just like, I don't know.

And the guy didn't mean to do it.

And it's it is what it is.

There's much there's bigger things.

There's bigger fish to fry.

That's what they always say.

There's bigger fish to fry than that.

Are there fucking bigger fish to fry than that?

So anybody who's ever had a bad haircut, man, that I just

I feel you, it hurts.

Cause then you'll be talking to somebody and you'll see you'll you're looking them in the eyes and you see them glance one half of a degree up.

And you're just like, Oh, they fucking know what's going on.

And you fe you're like

Cause you look like a fucking child.

Because a child is the one who usually just cuts their own hair.

And suddenly you're wandering around.

With just fucking with child hair.

And you run a business or whatever, or you

People trust you to make their smoothie or whatever it is or to babysit or to be a nanny or to bury their friends or whatever.

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