Theo Von

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64,122 appearances 136 recordings 13 series first heard Aug 2018 last heard yesterday

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This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von · #685 - Joey Diaz · 25 Sep 2026 podcast

But yeah, when you hear about people's lives and shit, it's like, fuck.

People are trying their best, you know.

And we had some good times.

My mom would date some strange guys sometimes, or people were trying to come over and smash or whatever.

again?

Oh, she fucking would probably dating about four years before he died.

So it didn't take her that long, you know?

But it was like, yeah, they just, you know, like, but dude, my dad was just fucky, dude.

When I think back on it, bruh, it was kind of cra, bro.

He'd he'd pull up at the post office, there'd be no parking spots or whatever.

And he couldn't see that good.

So he'd ask us, is there any parking spots?

I don't fucking know.

You know, I'm a kid, I don't know what a parking spot is.

You know?

So he'd be like, all right.

You're getting pretty tall, you know.

And he'd be like, I'm gonna run in here, drive around the block, dude.

And this thing had no power steering.

I would fucking take this fucking thing.

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