Theo Von

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64,122 appearances 136 recordings 13 series first heard Aug 2018 last heard yesterday

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This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von · #685 - Joey Diaz · 25 Sep 2026 podcast

I would have to extend my foot to get the gas suit down.

Like, remember, extend my foot, like push it long.

Dude, I'd take this bitch around the block, I'd hit four or five cars, dude.

Fucking boom, boom.

And his car was so banged up you couldn't, it had hit 2,000 cars.

Every car in town had been hit, had been hit by his.

Fucking card dude.

This motherfucker, bro.

And I I just keep going in a circle out there until he came out.

But now the stories are, you know, it's like, yeah.

But that's some of this stuff as hero as tough as it is or whatever.

And people have tougher stuff, man.

I mean, your life, I can't even imagine that.

But it's like the the you know, you just you you find these little things that make you a storyteller, that make you curious, they make you pay attention, I think.

I was always paying attention, you know, like somebody there was a lady who would fucking come out in the evening by the at the other apartment and she would come out and fucking like she'd have like a daiquiri and she would be like, she, you know, just lay on her fucking car and ask me how her body looked and shit.

And I'm out there, I'm fucking.

I'm six years old, you know?

Dude, we would put flight shit in the ditch and like, you know, she fucking just be out there does my body look, you know?

And I don't fucking know.

And I would get up real close to her leg and like look at it real close like that, you know?

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