Chapter 1: What does Bobby Lee share about his recent experiences in Waikiki?
Today's guest is a stand-up comedian, a podcaster, and one of the heroes of my heart, this beautiful little leechie. You know he's my good friend, and I'm so thankful to spend time with him. Today's guest is Mr. Bobby Lee.
Shine on me, and I will find a song.
Bro, no, leave that on. That shit's tough, dude. It's heavy. It is? Okay, sorry. It's heavy. Dude, you look like Daniel Day-Lewis a little bit.
Thank you.
Dude, you look like Idris Elba to me, dude. You think so? Yeah, dude. Bring up Idris Elba.
You know what Idris looks like, dawg.
Just in the dick, you mean, huh? No, your dick is medium. It's fair. Sav. No, I got that lemony cock, boy. You got lemony cock, dude? Yeah, dude. One and a half bars, bro.
That's it on this one.
Finds a minion, dude. Yeah, you got that minion? Yeah, I got minion dick, dude. Oh, I like that. Haunting as fuck, bro. Hey, hard work. Hard worker. They do. Yeah. They're a very hard worker. They have overalls, goggles. Yeah, bro. If your wiener's going in with goggles on, it's got the whole thing, dude. You're a champ. You're a chink. Hey. Hey, dude. I can't say that. But here's the rule.
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Chapter 2: What is the significance of omakase restaurants in Bobby's stories?
What do you mean? Why do you keep doing that? It just makes the back of my neck hurt when you say it. I know, but it's a flavor thing. Oh, yeah, yeah, my bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's how we got into the omakasa thing. It's a flavor thing, dude. Yeah. Well, if you went to omakasa, whatever they gave you, you'd eat it, right? You'd try it, okay. Yeah, yeah. If they had a penis, we'd kiss it.
It's like a glory hole for food or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. A glory hole for food. Well, it's like whatever's in there, that's what you get or whatever. That's what you get, yeah. So no matter what they give you, I just eat because it's supposed to be like, you know what I mean? Elegant or, you know what I mean? Avant-garde, yeah. Avant-garde.
Epstein class. Yeah. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You be beef. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like off the Epstein tasting menu or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just like young fish or whatever. No, no, no, no. Please, let's stop. Sorry. Let's move on. Let's move on. We'll take that out. Yeah, yeah. Let me take that out.
So basically, I don't know how I got into the pee-pee thing, but let's do a prayer. Okay. No, but you said you had tasted a little wiener or something. Or you had a little... Years ago, I tasted the typical one. And was it on a... What type of person was it on? Color? Yeah. Or style? Color. Can we go style? Yeah, style. Rave. Oh, we had a rave. No, a raver. A raver. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So you just took a nip off a little raver wing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what you're saying? What you do.
Yeah.
It's cultural. Oh, yeah. Glow sticks. Yeah. You'd have glow sticks. Right? And then you would, right? And then you're here. Every once in a while. They just come out, right? And you take a little taste of the salty tip. Yeah, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's cultural. So basically, you've been to a couple major laser shows is what you're saying. That's exactly what I'm saying.
Just say that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You never kissed a tip? Oh, no, man. Yeah. Have you had opportunities to? No. I mean, I've definitely, I remember when I was a child, you always try to get a real close gander at your own wiener. You know? I don't know Southern language, dude. But I'm just saying. Describe it to me.
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Chapter 3: How does Bobby describe his childhood memories related to cultural identity?
We're just collecting semen. Or seeds. Yeah, we're collecting seeds and semen. We're just wandering. We're lost. We're lost, yeah, yeah. But anyway, I don't even know why we got... Oh, yeah, we're passing that. I'm on Lexapro. So, you know, I like to set boundaries, right? And I like to be real. And I want to say something real to you is that... I'm ready to hear it. Sorry. I get it.
I'm ready to hear it, man. No, I just said it. Okay. Yeah, I mean, so I get the bus bus. It was just a joke, the prayer, right? And, you know what I mean? But I have to admit, when I first saw it, I was annoyed. Yep. You know, and I have to tell you that as a friend. Thank you. Yeah, yeah. I'm grateful that when people ask me to do things, you know what I mean? You felt like we were using you.
A little bit. Yeah. You know what I mean? But being on set with you guys and having fun, I already expressed myself to Dave. You know what I mean? I didn't know that. He didn't even mention it to me. No, he showed me it. I didn't say it then, but later when I saw him, I said it. And then he goes, next movie will get bigger role. Yeah, yeah.
This was the much wider use poster, I think. Oh, here we go. What are you, Pakistan?
Huh? You're Pakistan all of a sudden, trying to be middle?
This dude's poster saying.
Yeah, nah, dude. We're at war, guy. Yeah, dude. Nothing you can do. All right? He has a 15-point plan. I got a 10-point plan. They ain't mixing.
Right, dude? Trump's like, I got a six-point, I got a 40-point plan. Yeah, 40-point. It ain't happening. So my point is this, okay? You know, I really like, you know what I mean? Because I've heard your stance on Rogan. You know what I mean? About your feelings toward what's going on, especially in that area of the region. In the Middle East? No, dude. In Austin? Alhambra. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Chapter 4: What grievance does Bobby have regarding the Busboys movie poster?
Huh? Yeah. And you've kissed the tip. I've never had. Yes, you have. You've kissed the tip, dude. Dude, I never even went by anybody's wiener in my whole life. One dude, like, was trying to get us to, like, play Navy in his bathtub or whatever. And, dude, I fucking, I didn't reenlist. You didn't play Navy? Huh? I didn't reenlist. Oh, you didn't reenlist. All right. No, I wouldn't, dude.
I signed up for the draft for that game. Yeah, yeah. I was on that boat, dude. If you, if they, who would you fight for if they had a draft? I mean, here's the thing, dude. Because I'm 54. So they said there's a draft and we're extending the age to 55. I think I have a compelling reason to get out. What is it? One of them is that I will kill more of us than them.
I'll go, and I'll go in a circle, and just do a full circle.
Right?
And they're like, dude, you killed Jim, Frank, you know what I mean?
Like a little, like a yard waterer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I would kill more people than them, right? I also have like, you know what I mean? I get hungry real quick. Like some of these boats that are out there, I mean, US vessels are out there.
They're running out of food, right? So if I was in a jungle fighting in a war, I would just be biting trees and shit. Eat meat, whatever. I would eat anything.
Dude, if you got shot, I'm going to take some.
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Chapter 5: What mental health resources are recommended during tough times?
There's glyphosate. And, you know, you're watching television, getting glyphosate thrown into your face through the, you know, 4K or whatever, 5G wireless. You know, the animals aren't breathing. You know what's going on. What I'm saying is some days feel good and others feel overwhelming. BetterHelp is reminding us that May is Mental Health Awareness Month.
And it's a good time to check in with yourself and understand where you're at. That's where BetterHelp comes in. BetterHelp therapists work according to a strict code of conduct and are fully licensed in the U.S., America. And they do the initial matching work for you so you can focus on your therapy goals.
Chapter 6: How does Bobby Lee feel about therapy and mental health support?
And I do want to say, if you go see a therapist and you don't feel like it's a good match, don't. Get another one. I sat in with therapists that I didn't think it was a good match. I sat in for far too long because I was afraid to speak up for myself. You don't have to be on your journey alone. That's the truth. Find support and have someone with you in therapy.
Sign up and get 10% off at betterhelp.com slash Theo. That's betterhelp.com slash Theo. The judge is going to return to his chambers. We'll be back after lunch. Remember that show? Yeah, I love that show. Yeah, I've said some stuff behind your back. Ooh, Bobby got that hitter, huh? What flavor is it? That's fucking tobacco, dude. Yours is just tobacco flavoring.
I quit smoking over a month ago, so sometimes I'll take a hit. That's insane, bro.
Chapter 7: What experiences does Bobby share about encountering celebrities?
Yeah, that's how I quit. The same way I'm fucking not quit. What do you mean, dude? That's not quitting. Dude, if you're smoking a pack of cigarettes a day, 20 cigarettes. 20 cigarettes a day. And I let me run Have you heard that song? No Morgan Wallen?
No Dude, I went to his concert I don't know the modern shit I went to his concert the other night Dude, I saw I saw fucking Karen Carpenter at the Coachella I didn't know one song Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah She came out She came out And I had not one song No
Sabrina Carpenter.
Oh, yeah. Karen Carpenter died. Her and my dad, uh-uh. Dude, no. Morgan Wallen, dude. Bro, you got to go see him. No, I'm not going to see him. Bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chapter 8: How does Bobby Lee view the pressure of podcasting and performance?
You got to do his walkout with him, bro. Have you ever seen any of those walkouts where people walk out with him? Nick Saban freaking walked out with him, Bobby. Yeah, I don't even know who Nick Saban is, dude. I only know people. It's not Nick Saban, dude. Like, he's a guy who freaking makes coupons. He might be saving something. It's Nick Saban. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, listen to me, guy.
Bro, he loves you, dude. Yeah, and I love him back, dude. But what I want to say to you is this. Last night, we let the liquor talk. Bro. Bro. Last night we left the liquor talk. That's good stuff, dude. Listen to me, dude. I've been listening. It's a regional thing, dude. You're out there in Nashville. You know what I mean? All your shit. Right? We don't do shit like that, dude. You're right.
You're right. You know what I mean? Spoons. That's your shit, dude. You know what I mean? We do different shit out here in L.A., dog. What? Yeah. Rap. Punk bands. You know what I mean? Y'all are. You're right. You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Last night my bus fell down a river. Music I don't even relate to. Last night my dog came, said hello. Those are like, that's your music. My corn's growing like sombreros. Like Nevada. I'm sorry. Let's try the country song real quick. What? I woke up and I couldn't see this morning. Then I realized it was night. So I had to re-download my iPhone software.
I put my white hat through the door. Amen, bro. I like the ending. It's like CBD. It's a CBD. TBD.
Why'd you say CBD? To be decided.
Oh, TBC, you said. What? Dude, did you see that gay volleyball? No, hold on a second. We don't even know what we're saying, bro. That's the thing. When you and I are together... Right. Just say it, man. There's anxiety and we want to get to the next thing. Right. Because we think that silence is bad. That's a good point. I do feel like that. Have you always felt like that? No.
But what I realize, it doesn't matter whether you and I. it's gonna be good. It's gonna be good, and there's no need for anxiety, and there's no need to, like, what's clippable. Because when you and I are together, sometimes it gets clippable, and it becomes sometimes viral.
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