Tim Dillon

You need to move into the final phase of your life because here's the thing.

You will be killed or you will be imprisoned at the end of this.

Your body will be riddled in a hail of bullets at the end of this because eventually the cops are going to pull up and they're going to go, yeah, we thought it was Spencer Pratt.

And you're going to have a gas can and there's going to be a mansion on fire and you'll be laughing like the Joker.

You'll be running down the street and you'll point at the cops.

You go, you see this?

You see what you made me do?

That's his catchphrase.

You see what you made me do?

And you burn down large things too.

Obviously homes, but very big homes and palatial homes, but also commercial buildings and strip malls.

Try to burn, and some of this will have to use explosives.

Sorry, sorry.

And people, a few of them will die.

You don't want to kill a lot of people, but there'll be a night guard or whatever, and he'll have to get it.

But the point is this.

You must, if you are Spencer Pratt and you lose the L.A.

mayoral election, go on nightly raids and begin to plant explosives in L.A.

buildings, both residential and commercial.

Light buildings on fire.